He said Van Halen, not Van Hagar.
Is Van Halen Metal or Hard Rock?
- Thread starter Honkridge
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Flamencology
You don't deserve koa.
Flaccid is as flaccid does.
Flamencology
You don't deserve koa.
So... What's not flaccid to you?
Flamencology
You don't deserve koa.
A semi would be a start.
Jbird
Kick Henry Jackassowski
Don't mind Flamencology. He thinks Ozzy can sing better than RJ Dio
Flamencology
You don't deserve koa.
Don't mind Flamencology. He thinks Ozzy can sing better than RJ Dio
‘Better than Dio’ is a very low bar. Like Van Halen, Dio never fucked.
If Van Halen doesn't give you a non-flaccid reaction, what does?
Andrew Sak
Even Andy Deserves Good BEans
The Gary Cherone Van Halen might work for you. There's a hot chick, a blizzard, an igloo, and some sled dogs.
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Flamencology
You don't deserve koa.
No, no. You misunderstand me. It’s not that that Van Halen doesn’t get me hard. Of course they don’t. That’s a given. The problem is that they can’t get hard. Period. They are limp. Flacid. They don’t fuck.
tiger roach
Urban Bovine Knievel
Pure demon energy, in the tradition of Basie and Ellington.
Flamencology
You don't deserve koa.
They fucked.
I think you have a strange concept of what hard rock is, my friend.
Hell, even Spammy with his flaccid cheeseball lyrics all about how he kept fucking up love let Van Hagar get hard sometimes.
Highernoon
Burninator
rickenvox
Animal Psychic
Apparently you missed One Day at a Time
Flamencology
You don't deserve koa.
I’ve had a lot of good luck in life.