"I Park Like An Idiot" Bumper Stickers.. for when life throws you lemonheads...

Krish said:
A week or two ago, I found a note left in my drivers seat. (this was while i was down town)

It said:

"Hi, Im the driver of the car that parked in front of you. You left your car in drive and it rolled forward and trapped me in. I had to put your car in reverse and move it back to get my car out.
- Jasmine"

:facepalm::facepalm:

Its my new car! :( Im still getting used to driving an automatic!

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When I was in 5th grade, me and a friend caused quite a ruckus. I found these cards my dad had that said "Hey Asshole, Next time you park like that, leave a can opener so i can get out" - and we put them on all the teachers cars.

So rebellious. :lol:
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No Drivers' Ed in jass school, I take it?
 
Sad Navigator said:
No Drivers' Ed in jass school, I take it?
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They don't teachs Streets 101 either. The first rule of thumb regarding street smarts is to never leave your car unlocked, never leave your windows rolled down and most importantly never leave your keys in the ignition when leaving your car unattended.
 
A friend and I were talking about these very notices just the other day when some 5'4" asshole parked his 15' tall wannabe monster truck so close to my car that he had to exit from the passenger side (and almost needed a parachute to even do that). I wish I'd had some of these with me.
 
OGG said:
A friend and I were talking about these very notices just the other day when some 5'4" asshole parked his 15' tall wannabe monster truck so close to my car that he had to exit from the passenger side (and almost needed a parachute to even do that). I wish I'd had some of these with me.
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If you see him do it, you can just tell him to his face that he's parked like a jackass... but I'd understand if you didn't want to speak that way to Bucky.
 
Cheese Grits said:
If you see him do it, you can just tell him to his face that he's parked like a jackass... but I'd understand if you didn't want to speak that way to Bucky.
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Oh snap! I actually LOL'd :grin:

I would have, but I'm just not a confrontational type of guy :wink:
 
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