"I Park Like An Idiot" Bumper Stickers.. for when life throws you lemonheads...

eloydrummerboy

eloydrummerboy

& the Flaming Monkeys
Anybody see this site/stickers before? What a great idea, I'm considering buying a 20 pack, lol.

http://iparklikeanidiot.com/

Just check the site, you'll get the idea. You see someone who parks you in, parks to close, on the curb, etc and you reach in your glovebox and slap one of these bad boys on there as a little message to the offender then drive off.



I do not condone this,.....







but it's funny as hell.
 
That's great. Last weekend I had to hand write a "You park like a jackass" note to leave under someone's windshield wiper. They had parked diagonally in the space next to mine. I had to actually move my car to get Fletch into his child seat, and it was no cakewalk getting into the driver's seat WITH MY CHILD (because I obviously can't just let him roam the parking lot unattended) to back my car up because of this person's parking. It was the first time I ever left a note like this, and I would have loved to have slapped a big bumper sticker across their rear window. :mad:
 
Cheese Grits said:
That's great. Last weekend I had to hand write a "You park like a jackass" note to leave under someone's windshield wiper. They had parked diagonally in the space next to mine. I had to actually move my car to get Fletch into his child seat, and it was no cakewalk getting into the driver's seat WITH MY CHILD (because I obviously can't just let him roam the parking lot unattended) to back my car up because of this person's parking. It was the first time I ever left a note like this, and I would have loved to have slapped a big bumper sticker across their rear window. :mad:
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My wife did that on a car with lipstick once :embarrassed:
 
When I win the lottery, I'm buying myself a huge, old chunk of detroit iron, preferably at least six colors including primer. Then I'll amuse myself by cruising parking lots and taking care of stupid/illegal/asshole parkers. Brand new sports car taking up six slots? You're getting a love tap. CREATING a space at the end of a row (closest to the store, of course)? You're getting hit. Perfectly healthy young person parking in a handicap spot? You know it, BANG! Parking in the fire lane as you run inside "just for a sec"? Blammo! The wheels of justice, baby! cop0


I probably won't ever really do it, but lordy, some days I think I would. The drive to do so is not as high now that I no longer work in a shopping center, but there's plenty o'assholes that come to the public library ....
 
Damn it! There just isn't anything that hasn't already been done on the internet. I was gonna get my housemate to set up something like icantparkforshit.com, coz I often find myself taking photos of cars that have clearly been parked by useless simpletons. :mad:
 
A week or two ago, I found a note left in my drivers seat. (this was while i was down town)

It said:

"Hi, Im the driver of the car that parked in front of you. You left your car in drive and it rolled forward and trapped me in. I had to put your car in reverse and move it back to get my car out.
- Jasmine"

:facepalm::facepalm:

Its my new car! :( Im still getting used to driving an automatic!

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When I was in 5th grade, me and a friend caused quite a ruckus. I found these cards my dad had that said "Hey Asshole, Next time you park like that, leave a can opener so i can get out" - and we put them on all the teachers cars.

So rebellious. :lol:
 
lemonheads?
Is that like squeezing bad people to make lemonaid?
I live off the fatheads of the land.
Maybe that's why I'm packing paunch.

neveradultmoment, John Watt
 
I drive a truck. If you park to close to me I simply open my door as hard as I can and ram it into your door. Over and over again...

Don't park stupid next to a vehicle that has nothing to lose...
 
I'm learning not to post with someone who has nothing to lose.
The constant bashing gets to me.

neveradultmoment, John Watt
 
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