I just had a truly revolting meal from Wendy's

[335clone]

In-n-Out has the right mix of cheap, taste and grease. Not too good, not too bad, not too expensive.

Plus, only fresh meat.

Whomever put 5 guys above "real food" needs to marry a fucking cook. Not even fucking close.

 

[Chicken Man]

I just had shake shack for the first time last weekend. Burger and fries could not have been more basic. Wendy's is my go to for when I need something I can eat while driving, but anything bigger than their value menu burgers seems gigantic. I usually get the 4 for 4 and don't finish the fries.

 

[Guitar Heel]

stinging runnel of renegade waste.

MTR

 

[bsman]

IMO: Culvers>In-n-out>any national chain fast food.

 

[Andrew Sak]

We eat In N Out once a week or so. I recently have been having them add their peppers. It gives them a little heat. I have them add mustard, pickles, and onions too. Its good and surprisingly inexpensive

 

[Bones McHorror]

 

[Guitar Heel]

Maybe the franchises out in the flyover states are poorly run? I’ve never had a bad meal at any Five Guys here in sweet Virginia.

When I was in Paris I saw a 5 Guys. Couldn't believe it. Used to live in walking distance from the first one, which is in a Sketch Factor 9 building in Alexandria...

 

[Tig]

I humbly submit that there is no more lovely a turn of phrase than "hot, stinging runnels"

Yep, it squeezes out the old contender, "burning funnel cake diarrhea".

 

[Tig]

Yuck. As I am sitting here digesting I can’t stop thinking about how bad that waste meat burger was. I will reiterate: it was as if Dave Thomas himself knocked me to the ground, pinning me to the floor with his knees on my chest, his sweltering white ass mere inches from my lips. His fleshy fingers pull his butt cheeks apart and I get a head-on view of his winking cinnamon mini-donut. He moans and shudders as the flood gates open, and I scream a wordless scream as two overripe pecan logs roll off the factory floor and out the back door. Man that was a bad burger.

You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

 

[parrotheada1a]

have not eaten a fast food burger in well over 5 years.... closer to 10 actually. My guts are back to normal and I don't need to worry about food poisoning. Whatever you do... stay away from the chili at Wendy's. Let's just say it will never be fresh.