I just had a truly revolting meal from Wendy's

smurfco

smurfco

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Food options around the office are limited, and I did not bring my lunch today, so I made the mistake of ordering a Dave's Double meal from Wendy's. I was pretty excited at first to be getting this hamburger, but when it showed up and I took it out of the wrapper, what greeted my senses was absolutely nauseating. I don't like to waste food so I ate the whole rancid thing. Now I feel like ol' Dave Thomas himself personally squatted above my mouth and pushed two hot, greasy patties of pure excrement down my throat as hot, stinging runnels of renegade waste matter ran into my watering eyes.
 
Yuck. As I am sitting here digesting I can’t stop thinking about how bad that waste meat burger was. I will reiterate: it was as if Dave Thomas himself knocked me to the ground, pinning me to the floor with his knees on my chest, his sweltering white ass mere inches from my lips. His fleshy fingers pull his butt cheeks apart and I get a head-on view of his winking cinnamon mini-donut. He moans and shudders as the flood gates open, and I scream a wordless scream as two overripe pecan logs roll off the factory floor and out the back door. Man that was a bad burger.
 
smurfco said:
Food options around the office are limited, and I did not bring my lunch today, so I made the mistake of ordering a Dave's Double meal from Wendy's. I was pretty excited at first to be getting this hamburger, but when it showed up and I took it out of the wrapper, what greeted my senses was absolutely nauseating. I don't like to waste food so I ate the whole rancid thing. Now I feel like ol' Dave Thomas himself personally squatted above my mouth and pushed two hot, greasy patties of pure excrement down my throat as hot, stinging runnels of renegade waste matter ran into my watering eyes.
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You talk like that's a bad thing...
 
You Five Guys haters can just feck off. :helper:

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I thought Wendy's was pretty good fast burger, but I haven't eaten there in literally 20 years. When I was working in Venezuela there was one by the office, and whenever I got tired of hallaquitas and white rice, that's where I ate. Burned me out on Wendy's for life.
 
smurfco said:
Food options around the office are limited, and I did not bring my lunch today, so I made the mistake of ordering a Dave's Double meal from Wendy's. I was pretty excited at first to be getting this hamburger, but when it showed up and I took it out of the wrapper, what greeted my senses was absolutely nauseating. I don't like to waste food so I ate the whole rancid thing. Now I feel like ol' Dave Thomas himself personally squatted above my mouth and pushed two hot, greasy patties of pure excrement down my throat as hot, stinging runnels of renegade waste matter ran into my watering eyes.
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So what was wrong with it?
 
Lerxst said:
I don't really get the 5 guys fanaticism.
Sure, compared to those dollar menu joints, it's better....but otherwise, they're just ok.
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I would think that So-Cal can't be that different from the rest of the country in terms of small independent burger joints. Even something regional like Farmer Boys is better than most of the national choices. You guys must have decent burgers that aren't sold by clowns, kings or redheads.
 
Mark Wein said:
I would think that So-Cal can't be that different from the rest of the country in terms of small independent burger joints. Even something regional like Farmer Boys is better than most of the national choices. You guys must have decent burgers that aren't sold by clowns, kings or redheads.
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Our small independent burger joint exploded and is now everywhere. Apparently, @baimun is the only other person who like it.

The only thing I don't like about 5 Guys now is the price. I used to be able to get a meal for just under $8, now it's $12.

We do have another good one, Burger Shack. They opened up a couple of years ago and just opened their second location.
 
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