I don't care if you don't like cargo shorts . . .

Peen Simmons said:
Some interesting opinions up in here. Apparently you can either wear nothing but faded cargo shorts, crocs, and giveaway blood drive tee shirts or else you're doomed to have your balls crushed by hipster leg wear from Milan with no possible chance for human comfort or mobility.

Apparently you can become so old and enfeebled that even a pair of Levi's poses a threat to your elephantine balls and your ability to get through the day without writhing in pain. And nevermind that, apparently, you need the ability to carry a small village's worth of durable goods in your pants pockets.

I'm wearing dress pants and a polo right now. Send mojo because I'm in searing pain.
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read again. I do want to control, nor am I threatened by, what you choose to wear or think if fashionable. Just don't try to force it on the rest of us like the new religious right trying to force their version of marriage down our throats. And since when did age come into it, other than the haters accusing the cargo fans of being old?

BTW, is the polo tucked in and the pants belted or is it more untucked with the collar popped up? :) I hear it is more comfortable the second way. Mojo for your pain.
 
Lerxst said:
You can combine your love of cargo shorts and desire for a kilt into a single garment:

Cargo kilts

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I'd wear that.



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