HYPOTHETICAL: You can drink nothing but soda for the rest of your life...

[Jbird]

red birch beer

 

[Lerxst]

I’ll just go walk into traffic, thanks.

 

[Dudeman1967]

Black cherry

 

[Devil is Dill]

Root beer

 

[Honkridge]

Fuck it



DR PEPPER BITCHES!

 

[Motorik]

Coke Zero.

 

[DdBob]

original coca cola

 

[Flamencology]

I’ll just go walk into traffic, thanks.

This is acceptable.

(Lerxst miraculously survives, spends a year in traction, and gets nothing but orange soda)

 

[yabba]

or perhaps just seltzer water.

I think this is the right answer

 

[Lerxst]

This is acceptable.

(Lerxst miraculously survives, spends a year in traction, and gets nothing but orange soda)

what are my assisted suicide options in the fresh hell?

 

[MonkeyZero]

what are my assisted suicide options in the fresh hell?

Unlimited White Claws?

 

[yabba]

what are my assisted suicide options in the fresh hell?

DEATH BY BAWLS

 

[Flamencology]

what are my assisted suicide options in the fresh hell?

 

[Andrew Sak]

I think it's safe to say we all want our movie costume and car.
You come at us with soda? No new old lady, (or whatever) that our current one will never know about?
A young Raquel Welch and a Porche.

 

[Flamencology]

I think it's safe to say we all want our movie costume and car.
You come at us with soda? No new old lady, (or whatever) that our current one will never know about?
A young Raquel Welch and a Porche.

You brought this on yourself.

 

[Tig]

Why do you hate Great-Great-Grandma Blanchard’s root beer?



A lemon-lime type soda would be the most tolerable for the long term.

 

[Steverino]

Always served in a frosty mug

 

[Peen Simmons]

Ginger ale.

 

[VoidTerraFirma]

 

[335clone]

Dr Pepper, if I can get it from Texas, more the better.