my favorite guided by voices songWe are all paleontologists.
Fuck no. I believe in a higher power, or some sort of higher force, perhaps intelligent, than us. But in no way do I believe any of that batshit crazy stuff that is controverted by science.
Why didn’t he carry any marine or aquatic animals? This global flood would have screwed up water quality (think salinity) for all water bodies, killing untold numbers of species. Did Noah have functional fish tanks on board?
And what about terrestrial vegetation. All of it would have been killed. Noah didn’t have so much as a potted plant on board if i recall the fairy tale correctly.