D you think Noah's Ark actually carried dinosaurs ?

Did Noah's Ark carry dinosaurs ?

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I want to apologize for the previous responses. I feel guilty. Yes I believe the ark with filled with dinosaurs. Jesus rode one.
 
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Never happened. No ark. No dinosaurs. None of it. Simple genome analysis can detect genetic bottleneck events and founder effects in populations. The DNA simply doesn't support the theory of a cataclysm in the time frame we are talking about. That is as much as I can explain with one hand.
 
Tiltsta said:
Never happened. No ark. No dinosaurs. None of it. Simple genome analysis can detect genetic bottleneck events and founder effects in populations. The DNA simply doesn't support the theory of a cataclysm in the time frame we are talking about. That is as much as I can explain with one hand.
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Jesus didn't ride dinosaurs?
 
so if the earth is flat, how could there have been a global flood? wouldn't the water just have flown off the edge?

Just asking for a consistent story...
 
wok said:
so if the earth is flat, how could there have been a global flood? wouldn't the water just have flown off the edge?

Just asking for a consistent story...
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unless we're in some kind of square kiddie pool with sides to prevent us from falling out. There was a breach in the siding at one point and that's how all the dinosaurs fell off the earth.
 
Tiltsta said:
Never happened. No ark. No dinosaurs. None of it. Simple genome analysis can detect genetic bottleneck events and founder effects in populations. The DNA simply doesn't support the theory of a cataclysm in the time frame we are talking about. That is as much as I can explain with one hand.
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Do you seriously think that anyone who thinks the earth is 6000 years old is going to give any credence to some hocus pocus called genome analysis?
 
I remember seeing a TV interview with Ken Ham when the ark exhibit opened. When the reported asked Ham if his exact replica would float, he replied "No, but that's what's so great - God made Noah's ark float."
 
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I feel badly for those poor kids in the pic. Their profoundly stupid parents and teachers take them to Stupidland so that they can grow up to be utterly stupid just like their role models.

Mitch McConnell must go to this shit and leave with a hardon the size of Long Island.
 
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