D you think Noah's Ark actually carried dinosaurs ?

[DdBob]

So I'm watching the series "Dark Tourist" on Netflix (pretty good show. I recommend it) and the host is a Kiwi...like most non 'mericuhns he seems to be a skeptic. Anyway on the current episode he visits the theme park in Kentucky called "Ark Encounters" and the guide points out that Noah carried dinosaurs on the ark journey. he is skeptical of course so I'm posing the question to you...the weiners.
Did or did not Noah haul dinosaurs on the Ark ?

 

[micwalt]

um

 

[Theodore]

 

[DdBob]

that's not fair ;mad: you totally know I would be on THAT Ark

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Noah never built an ark, nor was there a Noah. It’s just a story about ancient alien astronauts.

 

[tiger roach]

Well if so it’s a shame they survived the flood, only to somehow die out in the relatively short time since then.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Well if so it’s a shame they survived the flood, only to somehow die out in the relatively short time since then.

Dinosaurs are still alive. Just go to any Ted Nugent concert.

 

[jp_nyc]

Jesus freaks be cray-cray.

 

[DFB]

I need to come up with some bullshit tv show like that.
I could use the cash.

 

[rickenvox]

you lost me when you said ark

 

[Grant Gross]

I thought dinosaurs were a giant, fake science conspiracy.

 

[rickenvox]

I would be happy with this one

 

[Honkridge]

Have you ever noticed how Noah's ARK rhymes with Jurassic PARK?

 

[rickenvox]

Have you ever noticed how Noah's ARK rhymes with Jurassic PARK?

and Cutty Sark

 

[DdBob]

I would be happy with this one

I could probably fit a couple hundred dogs on that one


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[MonkeyZero]

Noah never built an ark, nor was there a Noah. It’s just a story about ancient alien astronauts.

I'm so ashamed of you right now...

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[Honkridge]

and Cutty Sark

and Peas

 

[Chad]

I’d first have to believe Noah existed.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

I'm so ashamed of you right now...

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How long can you tread water?

 

[rickenvox]

I’d first have to believe Noah existed.

and that every species of animal and insect on earth could be 1) gathered from the middle east, and 2) fit on that boat. Then you'd have to believe that the entire human race was descended of Noah and his family, not just Adam and Eve and their sons (and wives wherever the fuck they came from). Then you'd also have to believe that all other flood stories that predate the biblical flood story were false and just a coincidence amongst civilizations that are close to rivers that flood.