Better than Baimun? Sexier than Smurfco? Better accommodations than the Elkhart, Indiana Holiday Inn Express?!?

It’s like an hour from Six Flags. It’s about 10 minutes from O’Hare.
I would hit up Al & Joe's in Franklin Park for a sandwich.

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Why would anyone want to hurt Smurfco? Smurfco's good people. And he makes us laugh. Please don't hurt the Smurfco.

Fun fact that I learned when I was in Brussels: the Smurfs originated in Belgium.
 
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Despite my obsessive communication with the venue and corporate good boy attempts to be organized, the venue told me yesterday that the show now starts at 9pm.

I love this place and the people, but I can see why a smutty satanism themed brewery run by aging waistoids is going out of business. Should’ve hired a bunch of McKinsey consultants to optimize some SOPs up in this bitch.
 
I love this place and the people, but I can see why a smutty satanism themed brewery run by aging waistoids is going out of business. Should’ve hired a bunch of McKinsey consultants to optimize some SOPs up in this bitch.
11:30 pm start time for us means “there’s a stoner rock band in a beer joint. Playing to empty chairs and their empty cans. It ain’t hard to figure out whose blessed or damned”
 
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