Chad
Slender Hobbit
I hope that happens too. He's definitely got issues, but being a Texas kid, I'm sure he's dreamed of playing for the Cowboys. Had Jerry taken him in the draft, which he was very close to doing, I wonder if things would have turned out differently for him. I guess we'll never know, but Jerry can pick him up at a huge discount now.
I want him to go there because I hate the Cowboys and I love seeing them getting train wreck after train wreck.