I gotta move

"unless you go to bumfuck Kansas or whatchamacall it anytown USA with a pop. of 34 but then where you gonna get internet to do your work."

I live in Bumfuck Illinois. Houses are cheap so, I'd assume rent is too but, it's very car dependent.

Yeah, cumpton is out. I did used to daydream on buying a house in a small town, which I could technically do, but it wouldn't leave me with much and I no longer want to do that anyway considering certain trends. I hear dicey things about the Kankakee-Bour...bourbo..uhhh metro but I was even thinking there. I know they have plenty of Mexican food. But I was mostly thinking a Joliet, Aurora, Elgin, what have you. Ready access to the country would be nice but not the kind where I'm going to be chased by dogs half the time.
 
I'll keep my eyes open. If you can share your rent budget with me, it would be easier to find something.

pee-emmed

Yea, housing is too damn high everywhere except the boonies with no place to earn a living and an hour commute to buy groceries.
Even here in Alabamastan. My 2007 $180,000 McMansion is probably worth $280,000 right now. Hell 1200 sq ft 50 yr old ranchers are going for $150,000 and 5 years ago you could get a decent one for $80,000-$90,000. 5 yrs ago you could rent in my small town for $400-$600 mo. Now you aint gonna find anything under $1000, even a dumpy old mobile home.

I see 400s every once in a while but with some catches. 500s is not unusual in Central IL for simple but not terrible digs. Maybe everybody is moving to Alabamy too. Folks love their sun belts.

I have no advice or suggestions, although these days it seems like moving just places you in a different spot in the same pot that's about to boil over. Best of luck to you.



Indeed.

There're studios available in downtown Madison for around $750/mo.

Nice town but I should probably just stay in Hillinois if I'm going to be that close. I'm on more of a Rockford budget too.

I'll be moving out of a (moderately shitty but livable) 1 bdrm at some point (probably early July?) if you're interested in a $980/mo sublet on the north side of Chicago. You could live in the very same apartment that Dart has farted in!

I can contact the rental company to find out details of the application process for a sublet (ie if you have to apply to them using the same process I did, or if you apply to me using whatever process I want; ie any fan of Brocktoon is accepted, non-fans get put into big jars)

Northside Yabba's rent is too damn high for me, although I could probably sell some buckets of found drool to smurfco for good money.
 
It's interesting they allow sublet, most don't That sounds great for Theodore though. Tucson is laid out so that you might have a super nice neighborhood immediatly next to a meth area , there really is no buffer zones here other than the super mega foothills area and a couple others all situated basically in the foothills so they can look down on the rest of us *spits* but otherwise throughout town it's all mixed .

Chicago-town itself is probably too brights lights big city gone to my baby's head for me unless there's some crazy mr. belvedere fan discount or something. There was this one in peen country, which I/PK saw. Possible catches?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/apa/d/chicago-jefferson-park-gladstone-park/7480593391.html
 
You could move here to the south. Everyone else in the USA seems to be since going into an office has gone bye bye.

 
I'm not too good for Gary but it's in Indiana so...



No desire to buy another vehicle let alone live out of one. I pretty much have PTSD and probably several health conditions from living here. I want some good sleep and some good showers. The best option $ wise that I've considered would be a long-term airbnb in Mexico, but I'm wary of making that big of a change after 20 years. I need to sort everything out literally and figuratively.

Tuckson is a place everybody moves to though. You'll be down to one glass of water for everybody and half of California and Chicago and New York will still move there for the vibes or whatever. It's not gangbusters but I do see places on craigs that would be fine for a year, just nothing that makes one place a lot more attractive than another. I do gravitate towards some place significantly bigger though.

I hope you find an alternative to wrenching but Paul McCartney and half of Tuxson is leaving you their estate from what I've heard. :cop:



Far out. Been considering C-U, B-N, and Peoria. Sorry, Decatur.
The only ALT i want is to not work anymore. As far as work goes it is what it is and on the plus side I literally have the coolest and nicest boss a person could ever ask for, I mean seriously he is almost too nice. If my estates for some reason didn't pan out then I'm gonna have a massive yard sale and be a vanlyfer. I'm just glad I'm not 30 something....as fucked as we got it think how much worse it's gonna get.
 
Chicago-town itself is probably too brights lights big city gone to my baby's head for me unless there's some crazy mr. belvedere fan discount or something. There was this one in peen country, which I/PK saw. Possible catches?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/apa/d/chicago-jefferson-park-gladstone-park/7480593391.html

Yeah. That’s super close to me. That’s a reasonable rate for a small landlord-occupied building where the owner doesn’t want to deal with the agents/brokers/fair housing concerns. The biggest catch is that Gladstone and Jefferson Parks are full of cops because this is where cops live on the north side. It’s a mile and a half to the blue line, which isn’t bad except when the weather is shit—but there’s a fancy new Milwaukee Max bus line that runs over there that I’ve not taken. It’s not the most glamorous part of Chicago, but would be worth a look.

I can also keep a lookout for local “for rent” signs here as the best apartment deals are often call a number from a sign in the window/yard situations.
 
Chicago-town itself is probably too brights lights big city gone to my baby's head for me unless there's some crazy mr. belvedere fan discount or something. There was this one in peen country, which I/PK saw. Possible catches?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/apa/d/chicago-jefferson-park-gladstone-park/7480593391.html
why do they hate dogs? I pay *just recently before it was always 675) 695 a month for the Tsson home with huge backyard/non crack /meth location next to Lind Rondstats old home but then again if this was a new listing it'd probably be 1600 now.
Why are they hung up on savings and credit score? How about past rental history...seems like that would be a better indicator or perhaps that info takes too much effort on their part? Easier to pull a credit check?
 
Between CU and BN, I'd definitely go with CU. It's like music is dead in BN. based on amount of used instruments on craigslist and live music available.

CU is one of the few non-Chicago-orbiting areas of the state that’s growing, if I recall. There seems to be a fair amount of new construction happening and in general the overall vibe is positively vibrant compared to, say, Charleston or even the south suburbs where I’m from where the road are now 90% pothole and every other building is a boarded up Subway.
 
You could move here to the south. Everyone else in the USA seems to be since going into an office has gone bye bye.



Urban Theodore could happen but probably not Southern Theodore. If anything I'd like to move farther north.

The only ALT i want is to not work anymore. As far as work goes it is what it is and on the plus side I literally have the coolest and nicest boss a person could ever ask for, I mean seriously he is almost too nice. If my estates for some reason didn't pan out then I'm gonna have a massive yard sale and be a vanlyfer. I'm just glad I'm not 30 something....as fucked as we got it think how much worse it's gonna get.

Still think you should do dog walking. Then you could sell your deebo leashes to your customers.

Yeah. That’s super close to me. That’s a reasonable rate for a small landlord-occupied building where the owner doesn’t want to deal with the agents/brokers/fair housing concerns. The biggest catch is that Gladstone and Jefferson Parks are full of cops because this is where cops live on the north side. It’s a mile and a half to the blue line, which isn’t bad except when the weather is shit—but there’s a fancy new Milwaukee Max bus line that runs over there that I’ve not taken. It’s not the most glamorous part of Chicago, but would be worth a look.

I can also keep a lookout for local “for rent” signs here as the best apartment deals are often call a number from a sign in the window/yard situations.

Yeah thought that was the cop hood you'd mentioned. But then half the civilians are pretty much cops here too. *spits* An apartment described as sunny would also give me some pause I guess. Dont't want to roast.

Appr the lookout.

Between CU and BN, I'd definitely go with CU. It's like music is dead in BN. based on amount of used instruments on craigslist and live music available.

Only live music thing I've thought of that would factor into it (I haven't been to a show in 11 years) would be something like an open mic with a piano, so pretty much Chicago-only there. BN I would pick for being more convenient to ferry back here if need be and CU for the least pisslike.

why do they hate dogs? I pay *just recently before it was always 675) 695 a month for the Tsson home with huge backyard/non crack /meth location next to Lind Rondstats old home but then again if this was a new listing it'd probably be 1600 now.
Why are they hung up on savings and credit score? How about past rental history...seems like that would be a better indicator or perhaps that info takes too much effort on their part? Easier to pull a credit check?

They probably go on bike rides in the country and get chased by snarling dogs. It would be to my advantage if they weren't hung up on rental history or income to the exclusion of everything else. I haven't rented in 20 years. Everybody has their strengths and weaknesses. Why do you hate me???
 
Urban Theodore could happen but probably not Southern Theodore. If anything I'd like to move farther north.



Still think you should do dog walking. Then you could sell your deebo leashes to your customers.



Yeah thought that was the cop hood you'd mentioned. But then half the civilians are pretty much cops here too. *spits* An apartment described as sunny would also give me some pause I guess. Dont't want to roast.

Appr the lookout.



Only live music thing I've thought of that would factor into it (I haven't been to a show in 11 years) would be something like an open mic with a piano, so pretty much Chicago-only there. BN I would pick for being more convenient to ferry back here if need be and CU for the least pisslike.



They probably go on bike rides in the country and get chased by snarling dogs. It would be to my advantage if they weren't hung up on rental history or income to the exclusion of everything else. I haven't rented in 20 years. Everybody has their strengths and weaknesses. Why do you hate me???
I'd probably have to drive to different locals and the Jeecury gets 12 mpg in town plus I would have to battle Michigan and California and Ohio drivers in the blistering desert sun. if the gig economy demands my time though it would be an idea. I would excel at it since all dogs love me and i am a friend to the dog kingdom
 
I'd probably have to drive to different locals and the Jeecury gets 12 mpg in town plus I would have to battle Michigan and California and Ohio drivers in the blistering desert sun. if the gig economy demands my time though it would be an idea. I would excel at it since all dogs love me and i am a friend to the dog kingdom

Electric scooter. Ride around with Autumn in a frontpack and wear a shirt with your number on the back. People will call you Scooter The Dog Man.
 
I hope the move goes well for you.
Who knows, maybe you'll be picking straws to win taking GuitarHeel to a show?

 
Somewhere in Michigan maybe? At least there you could get closer to Canada...

Ohio is in an extra shitty state of being currently, mostly for reasons that would require discussion in that other forum :embarrassed:, but especially because you'd like to get away from having a car. If you want to get anywhere in Ohio outside of the urban centers of Cincinnati, Dayton, Columbus, or Cleveland, a car is necessity. This state hates public transportation, housing costs are sharply on the rise, and Intel is building a new chip manufacturing center outside of Columbus, so a lot of big deals that will end up in limbo for decades are inevitable.
 
That's not far from me. But looking at the pictures of the bungalows there, I strongly suspect the "coach house" is really converted garage.

Yeah, I looked on streetview and figured the same but I wouldn't object if it was suitable. A separate building would be nice even if it was pretty modest, as well as one I could get a bike in and out of with no fuss.

I'll do a drive by tomorrow.

:thu:
 
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