The "Wurst Burst" you've ever seen thread.....

[Coralkong]

I was looking around on Ebay today....and this caught my eye. Why? Because this may be the ugliest burst I have ever seen on any guitar, anywhere.

So......can you beat it?

 

[baimun]

 

[Coralkong]

This one is pretty heinous too.

 

[bsman]

Perhaps the term "burst" is insufficient for guitars like these. I would like to propose that heretofore we substitute the term "spew" for burst in cases like these. I, for one, think that calling the latter "clownspew" is rather more descriptive...

 

[Tiltsta]

 

[Coralkong]

I like to call this one "awful-burst"

 

[Coralkong]

That's tremendous. Impressive.

 

[bsman]

For that Jr. how about "offal" burst (since it looks like someone's gall bladder exploded).

 

[jp_nyc]

I could sit here all day posting PRS and Carvin guitars:

 

[dmn23]

Wow, that's awful.

 

[Coralkong]

 

[Tiltsta]

Thread cannot be complete without the Gecko burst

And the Antigua burst....

 

[Tiltsta]

 

[Coralkong]

I'm gonna call this one, the "Mystix Jizz-Burst"

 

[jaxn slim]

Did someone say wurst burst?

 

[Tiltsta]

 

[Coralkong]

Wow, that's terrible. Looks like someone puked on it, and it has started to eat the finish off.

 

[VoidTerraFirma]

That is brutal. Not just the burst.

 

[Coralkong]

That is brutal. Not just the burst.

Yep, the fail is strong with that one.

 

[Coralkong]

What fucking color is that?

Green Turd-Burst?

That is awful.