jelloman's Pragestock post-mortem
(or, should have done this sooner)
First and foremost, it is impossible to express enough thanks and appreciation to Greg (
@Prages) and Paula (
@Mrs.P) for their hospitality...I have no idea what motivates them to do this, but God love them for it...on top of it they may just be 2 of the nicest people ever...Paula, especially, is incredibly gracious and good humored while riding herd on a bunch of smelly guitar playing gorillas, even going so far as to throw an unconscious texan out of my bunk at 3
0am...I was calling her "Mother" by the end of the weekend...
Dogs make up a good deal of the weekend's entertainment...Sadie, Lily, Diego and Morty are a constant source of amusement...BTW, did Sadie go back in the house yet?
It's nice to put names and faces to the avatars and screen names, and it turns out that you all are some really awesome people...y'all are some funny motherfuckers as well...the scene of
@Prages and
@eloydrummerboy serenading
@Kerouac in his tent with "Goodnite Sweetheart" and "The lion sleeps tonite" still has me laughing, especially the "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" at the end, making those the last numbers performed at Pragestock2014...BTW Eloy, we need to get them those tophats and canes for next year...
There are a million inside jokes and references from past Pragestocks which previous attendees were gracious enough to explain to a newb...they probably enjoyed reliving the moments again anyways, but thanks for that...without help I never would have understood the significance of dolphin caves, ham sandwiches, or "GO TO BED!"
I saw that
@GilmourD expressed his feelings that a "Straightedge"would have difficulty fitting in a Pragestock, and I'm here to tell you how wrong you are...there was no issue for neither
@Chad nor myself (or,
@Modern Saint when he attended)...there is no pressure on you to join in, nor is there a stigma attached to not joining in, everyone is accepted and welcomed whatever their proclivities...plus, to be perfectly honest, Weiners are some pretty fucking funny drunks, if I do say so myself...
I know some Weiners are hesitant to go due to their not being particularly good players...well, I haven't played seriously for over 5 years, and went in cold and unpracticed and pretty much sucked and NOBODY CARED...like eloy told me, the only shame at Pragestock is NOT playing, just get up there and thrash...the best moment for me was jamming out "Hashpipe" with Prages, @Tonereaper and eloy and turning to Prages afterwords and telling him I had never played it before, ever..."Well you have NOW!"...the look on his face when I took the choruses on "Man in the Box" was my other favorite moment...
GEAR LUST...'nuff said...
Did you know you could Reggae-fy "Master of Puppets"?...neithr did I...@Baimun is an incredibly talented bastard, I'm here to tell you...
All in all Pragestock 2014 was the most fun I've had in a long, LONG time...I can't wait for next year...
TL/DR: Pragestock good, not going to Pragestock bad...