My name is Randall. People call me Reggie for nooooo good reason, so... BUT MY NAME IS CALLED REGINALD. Did I just say three names, I think I did?????

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Hey everyone so I just wanted to clear something up becuase its been a thing my whole life and it just keeps happening. My name is Reginald. OR is it?? No wait yes it is. But also people call me Reggie for some reason and I don’t even know why. Like where does that even come from??? Randall? I’m not Randall. Never been Randall. I knew a Randall once though, he worked at a car wash and always talked about how he could do a backflip but I never saw him do one. Anyway. So yeah my name is Randall but people keep calling me Reggie like I walked up and introduced myself that way. Which I didn’t. I don’t even look like a Reggie. If you lined up ten people and said “guess which one’s Reggie” NO ONE would pick me. I don’t know what that means but I stand by it. Also one time a guy called me Reginald, which is at least closer, but still wrong. You ever just meet someone and they immediatly get your name wrong but then just keep going with it like THEY decided your name now? That happens to me all the time. One time at a monster truck rally this guy in front of me had a cowboy hat that was way too small for his head and when I pointed it out he just said "yeah." Like that was a normal thing to say. Anyway I figured I should post about it becuase it keeps happening. Like if one person did it sure whatever but at this point I feel like I’m in a prank show no ones told me about. But I just roll with it now. So yeah if you see me around and wanna say hi you can call me Reginald. But apparently you can also just call me whatever and society says thats fine too. Thanks for reading this I guess. Also does anyone know if monster trucks have horns? I never heard one honk.
 
Ok Charles.

I mean Reginald…
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In the quantum multi universe theory there is an Earth where everyone is named Reginald. It's probably the coolest place ever. My name is Bob and I'm not allowed. It's not all unicorn's and soft toilet paper there though. It turns out they have no "R's" either! So everyone is known as Eginald! Its Eginald this and Eginald that all fucking day long. Tedious.

BTW there was more than a passing fad in ancient England to name all female babies "Eginald". I think this happened around 817 a.d. or thereabouts.

So be happy Eggy baby! There are a lot of places you could fit in with a name like that. I'm jealous! Bob just doesn't fit in anywhere
 
In the quantum multi universe theory there is an Earth where everyone is named Reginald. It's probably the coolest place ever. My name is Bob and I'm not allowed. It's not all unicorn's and soft toilet paper there though. It turns out they have no "R's" either! So everyone is known as Eginald! Its Eginald this and Eginald that all fucking day long. Tedious.

BTW there was more than a passing fad in ancient England to name all female babies "Eginald". I think this happened around 817 a.d. or thereabouts.

So be happy Eggy baby! There are a lot of places you could fit in with a name like that. I'm jealous! Bob just doesn't fit in anywhere
Your name is really Bob? My Bro in law's name was Ed. Not short for Edward or, Edmund or, something. His birth certificate had just Ed on it.

Anyways, My name is Robert but, I go by Bob. Does that mean I can't get in. Also, I'm fine without soft toilet paper since I never use any.
 
Show some respect breaux, the guy is a Hall of Fame member.
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I was goofing on the porn stars that play off celebrity names.
I have nothing but respect for Mr. October. The only thing I remember about him on the Angels, was the dropped fly ball in the World Series, and his profanity laced tirade towards the reporter who asked him about it.
I associate him with the Yankees and pinstripes.
He did with 3 World Series Championships with the A's. 2 with the Yankees.

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