Here's one possible response:
It's good to be a mammal.
Who's that next to Tom Brady?
Who's that next to Tom Brady?
This reminded me of the ELO song Sweet Talkin' Woman. It just popped into my mind as soon as I read the words.
I saw that on Facebook. My first thought was, if it was spoken, how did the person know the devil used the wrong one?
Careful, or you'll get everyone dressed as Rick & Morty showing up to your door, asking for Schezuan sauce.
I had to look up what Rick & Morty was....
FWIW, we haven't given out for a number of years. Usually we aren't home.
A Spaceballs reference!
This one killed me, no clue about the text on the bottom there. Happy to delete if this crosses a line.