Let's Have a Funny Pic Thread! Mk X

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Chickens must hate this time of year.
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Also misspelled "thief". That is perhaps the worst tattoo in history. Absolutely nothing is right - spelling, grammar, font, curvature of script, image shading - absolutely everything that can be fucked up has been. If this person hasn't been on "Tattoo Nightmares" he/she should! Oh, and is that an albino?!?!?
 

We responded to an auto accident in the front yard of a house in our first due. We arrived on scene and found a car in the driveway wadded into a little ball. It was a Ford Explorer and was about the size of a vintage Mini. The homeowners said they heard something at about 0300 hours. When they got up in the AM they found the vehicle in their driveway.

No driver on-scene and no way one could have extricated themselves from the vehicle. We looked in the front yard, the neighbor's yard but no dice. A deputy went into the back yard and a few minutes later came out:

"Found him..." pointing to the roof of the house.
 
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