This has probably been posted before. But it's still funny.
So honey, how shall we consummate our marriage tonight?
As a dude who has had a full beard since the late 1980's, I don't really care so much about the latest popularity of the trend, or what will happen when it ends. I use mine to cover up some nice facial scars from an accident in my youth, so the shave option as a fashion sense part doesn't really impact me.
But, yeah, the giant hipster beard is totally the mullet of today.