For you Rebecca Dirks fans

[Guitar Heel]

We can't be friends anymore.


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seconded.

 

[baimun]

She's met dozens of uber guitar dudes, so I doubt any of us would impress her with our chops.

Newsflash.... NO girls are really impressed with our guitar chops. The girls like their favorite songs so if you're playing THAT, she'll be impressed... regardless of if you nail every note of the solo.

The only ones who are impressed by our chops are the guys standing to the side with their arms crossed... trying to show how unimpressed they are.

 

[Guitar Heel]

Newsflash.... NO girls are really impressed with our guitar chops. The girls like their favorite songs so if you're playing THAT, she'll be impressed... regardless of if you nail every note of the solo.

The only ones who are impressed by our chops are the guys standing to the side with their arms crossed... trying to show how unimpressed they are.

And the girls that play guitar.

 

[baimun]

And the girls that play guitar.

Who are only impressed with you if you can talk to them without staring at their boobs.

 

[reverend1]

Who are only impressed with you if you can talk to them without staring at their boobs.

You're not supposed to stare at their boobs? That doesn't seem right.

 

[Guitar Heel]

You're not supposed to stare at their boobs? That doesn't seem right.

Yeah, that's like, not fair man.

 

[aliensporebomb]

Well, wait - read this article:
https://medium.com/p/c8248363f0cf

It basically talks about how to improve your guitar playing and that shred is like bugspray for hot chicks. They don't dig it.

 

[baimun]

Have you been to a show with two guitar players playing 7 and 8 string guitars... shredding the fuck out of them?



Sausage fests.

 

[Guitar Heel]

 

[Guitar Heel]

Here's a space I'd like to invade...

 

[baimun]

 

[Ignored Member]

Newsflash.... NO girls are really impressed with our guitar chops.

In what isolated, no-social-skills world is this a newsflash?












Oh... wait... guitar forum.




Carry on.

 

[Coralkong]

 

[GilmourD]

Newsflash.... NO girls are really impressed with our guitar chops. The girls like their favorite songs so if you're playing THAT, she'll be impressed... regardless of if you nail every note of the solo.

The only ones who are impressed by our chops are the guys standing to the side with their arms crossed... trying to show how unimpressed they are.

Actually, my wife actually likes when I play guitar around her (unless she's watching TV and I'm being loud). Most of my playing around her tends to be noodling, too, so not even her favorite songs. I actually don't know any REM or Smiths/Morrissey. LOL

 

[Coralkong]

Actually, my wife actually likes when I play guitar around her (unless she's watching TV and I'm being loud). Most of my playing around her tends to be noodling, too, so not even her favorite songs. I actually don't know any REM or Smiths/Morrissey. LOL

So impress her and a learn a couple of tunes.

 

[telecaster911]

My wife always says why don't you play a song instead of all that whatever that is you're playing.