E-mail subject line: "Charles, Mary wants to get to know you!"

[smurfco]

"You have a new inMail from one of your matches!"

*opens inMail*

I had a really nice time last week and enjoyed our conversations, but unfortunately, I have come to realize that I just can't jump back into the dating pool. I wish you nothing but the best!
M.E.
​

It does not sound like Mary wants to get to know me at all! In fact, the truth is the opposite of the e-mail's subject line!

 

[tiger roach]

So now there are spam rejection emails?

God help us...

 

[Mark Wein]

If she really wanted to get to know you it would have said "Charles, Mary wants the D!!!!"

 

[smurfco]

So now there are spam rejection emails?

God help us...

I actually went on a date with this chick last weekend. She sent me that message through the dating site. I think their e-mail subject line should be more accurate.

Maybe something like:

Charles, Mary says "thanks but no thanks!"
Charles, Mary found you to be a boorish oaf!
Charles, Mary wouldn't take you to a hamster's funeral!
Charles, Mary has filled out a restraining order!
Charles, Mary had kind of a weird face anyways!​

 

[tiger roach]

Ah. Sorry man.










Well, you're better off without that skank.

 

[Jbird]

PM her back, say it's not so much a pool as it is a hot tub.

 

[telecaster911]

Maybe stick to chicks named Tiffany or destiny. Mary sounds like she should be knitting her Grandkids a shawl.

 

[Ignored Member]

PM her back, say it's not so much a pool as it is a hot tub.

There's a dating pool and a dating pond. The pond would be good for me.

 

[bsman]

I haven't dated since 1978. To my old eyes, it appears that the dating pool is actually a cesspool these days...

 

[Kerouac]

I think I wanna know ya (know ya)

 

[shoeless]

 

[Mark Wein]

 

[Gary Blanchard]

I am so glad my dating days are done. My last dating was pre-internet, but involved a lot of personal ads in the Baltimore City Paper.

Oddly, Carol also did a lot of dating through the City Paper, but we never answered one another's ads. We ended up meeting at Art Fest.