welcome to "ask Help!I'maRock!"

[frunobulax]

Why are you up so early? How do you take your coffee?

 

[Tig]

Why are you up so early? How do you take your coffee?

Dont' ask

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Why are you up so early? How do you take your coffee?

Work.

Black, LIKE MY MEN.

 

[Tig]

Should all MLB players be required to perform card tricks?

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Should all MLB players be required to perform card tricks?

No, but they should be honest with trainers when they're hurt.

 

[OGG]

Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.

This is what I'm saying to you

 

[Tig]

This is what I'm saying to you

And the Thanksgiving Invitational Sleepathon begins.

 

[Stratguy]

Who will be the winners of the NFL Thanksgiving Yawn-A-Thon games?

 

[bsman]

Who will be the winners of the NFL Thanksgiving Yawn-A-Thon games?

This guy:

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Who will be the winners of the NFL Thanksgiving Yawn-A-Thon games?

Don't care, not interested.

 

[Kelly]

What is the optimum temperature to melt a Floyd rose

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

What is the optimum temperature to melt a Floyd rose

That depends on the type of metal it's made from. Not all Floyds are created equal.

 

[Kelly]

That depends on the type of metal it's made from. Not all Floyds are created equal.

What's the optimum temperature to melt a Floyd rose user?

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

What's the optimum temperature to melt a Floyd rose user?

5150 degrees, Kelvin

 

[Kelly]

5150 degrees, Kelvin

Does that task require an ark of the covenant?

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Does that task require an ark of the covenant?

There is only one Ark of the Covenant.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

There is only one Ark of the Covenant.

So, the guy behind the mall lied to me?

 

[Jbird]

Whatever happened to the Turbo Tuner?

I don't see any for sale anywhere. Not on ebay, not on reverb…

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Whatever happened to the Turbo Tuner?

I don't see any for sale anywhere. Not on ebay, not on reverb…

Nobody re-sells them. The Turbo Tuner is a one and done proposition. Reportedly, the guy is making a new version, the Turbo Tuner 2.

 

[Jbird]

Nobody has them for sale though. Did they go under? Are the new ones not out yet and all the old ones have been snapped up?