Question: You’re going to meet David Koresh

[Peen Simmons]

Congratulations, you’re going to hell! What sorts of fun guitar questions do you have for David Koresh?

 

[smurfco]

I know this is probably an unpopular opinion on here, but I do believe that David Koresh is/was the Son of God. YMMV.

 

[jp_nyc]

I’d ask him for his thoughts on those AR-15 guitars that gun nuts play.

 

[Honkridge]

He's no Skunk

 

[DdBob]

He's alright but he's no People's choir

 

[Motorik]

I'd ask him what it was like playing guitar with John Cougar Mellencamp.

 

[Andrew Sak]

You know this SOB ate the chicken skin.

 

[Tralfaz]

How long has it been since you've had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili? 30 years? Well, that's too long!

 

[Devil is Dill]

Thank you Mr. Koresh. This is more a statement than a question: If you live for hard rock, get a guitar made to rock hard. Kramer guitars are designed and built specifically for hard rock guitar players. They feature body design and construction, pickups, electronics and hardware for rock music. Some other guitars try to work for ALL kinds of music (country AND rock). That's impossible! Kramer does one thing and it does it well.

 

[Chicken Man]

How long has it been since you've had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili? 30 years? Well, that's too long!

You underestimate the prominence of Wolf brand chili on the menu in hell.

 

[tiger roach]

I’d say “how bout some open pit bbq Dave?”

 

[Jbird]

Thank you Mr. Koresh. This is more a statement than a question: If you live for hard rock, get a guitar made to rock hard. Kramer guitars are designed and built specifically for hard rock guitar players. They feature body design and construction, pickups, electronics and hardware for rock music. Some other guitars try to work for ALL kinds of music (country AND rock). That's impossible! Kramer does one thing and it does it well.

But he's playing a Carvin

 

[Machinegunner]

I’d ask him if he feels ripped off for selling his soul for rock ‘n roll. Then I’d ask him why he ripped off Roky.