Wonder Man...

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What starts out as a quirky, dorky, Disney+ project made up of 8 half hour tv-esque episodes....


... half way through starts dabbling with all these explorations of Hollywood, actors, auditions, and along the way finds it's heart. Yeah it's a Marvel Superhero adjacent project... but that's not what the story is about.

It's a character based 8 chapter movie that uses the excuse of super powers to pay tribute to classic Hollywood movies.

Loved it. :baimun::baimun::baimun::baimun::baimun:
 
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Looks like more woke nonsense to me. They need to get back to non-woke comic accurate stories for the real fans.
 
Peen Simmons said:
Looks like more woke nonsense to me. They need to get back to non-woke comic accurate stories for the real fans.
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I know you're joking.... but this isn't She Hulk pissing off Snyder Bros.... at times it has hints of a Paul Anderson movie. :helper:
 
Sounds woke to me, guy.

To be honest, I thought She Hulk was pretty indistinguishable from the rest of the Marvel stuff. A perfectly cromulent entertainment with a so so script/premise anchored by charismatic performances…which is kind of the formula. Except for the Iron Man stuff which I don’t like because RDJ is tedious in that role and his quippy, bitchy, super cool punch-shoot-man zing machine performance is unpleasant for more than about 2 minutes.

The only Marvel movies i unreservedly love are the Guardians things—and to a lesser extent Thunderbolts. Because they manage to occasionally show some some genuine humanity. Also, everyone not named David Harbour is very good in them.
 
I only wish my Mom hadn't given away my comic book collection back in the late 70s while I was away at college.
I could have made a fortune off you guys.
 
Pine Apple Slim said:
I only wish my Mom hadn't given away my comic book collection back in the late 70s while I was away at college.
I could have made a fortune off you guys.
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You can still make a fortune off @baimun — just do a rattle can sparkle glitter paint job on literally anything and he’ll buy it.

Here’s his stupid shoes…


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And his stupid car…
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And the stupid food he eats…

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He’s a real bedazzled mutherfucker. A total glittery bitch. A sequin spangled son of South Bend.
 
baimun said:
:puke: Subtle signs that my reincarnated soul probably doesn't belong to an American.... that plastic fucking "cheeze foodz" can go straight in the bin.
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What kind of cheez was on the McPigfucker?

Also, people get weird about American Cheese but it is basically just cheddar and colby mixed with extra emulsifiers to smooth it out and help it melt predictably. Being weird about it is like claiming to be allergic to MSG or thinking that carrageenan is a bioweapon of the deep state.

It’s not the best tasting cheese by a long shot, but it serves a purpose in certain dishes.

Fun fact: sodium citrate is one of the commonly used emulsifiers when producing American cheese. That’s also one of the more commonly used anticoagulants used when you donate platelets, plasma, double red cells, etc. It bonds with calcium and keeps everything gooey and smooth inside of you. That’s why they’ll give you Tums if your body starts getting wonky when yr being emulsified from the inside out because yr feeling weird cause yr calcium situation is all cheesed up.
 
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Peen Simmons said:
What kind of cheez was on the McPigfucker?
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Gonna have to do the math on that one.... I don't think there was any. :messedup:

Pie In Gravy Fries Under Chicken, Koleslaw (sp), Ribs.... so it was a McRib (with onions and pickles), a Rally's Franks Redhot Chicken Sandwich, Rally's seasoned fries, KFC mashed potatoes & Gravy, Coleslaw, and a McDonald's hot apple pie.

Nope... no Cheeze fud. :helper:
 
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