Which National Park would you choose?

Volcanoes National Park. It's Hawaii. There's nothing more to explain.
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To hell with nature. I'll murder the emperor, take his place and commission the building of a mid- late 1960s motor sports theme park with exact duplicates of the classic Spa Francorchamps, Monza, Le Mans, Sebring, Rouen-Les-Essarts and Nürburgring layouts, and some others I forgot.

Under the threat of total war of all wars I will have Ford, Ferrari, Porsche, Lotus, Aston Martin, Lola and the rest rebuilt the classic cars of the period, and I will keep highly skilled slaves driving them to the limit.

There will be period correct funfairs, restaurants, bakeries, live music, hair salons and other sorts of entertainment. Every single one of the thousands of visitors will get period correct clothing, accessories, haircuts and cigarettes. There will be actors in the crowd who've had plastic surgery so they will look exactly like the celebs of the time and they'll also make sure no one breaks out of character.

I'll be in the tower watching over everything.
 
To hell with nature. I'll murder the emperor, take his place and commission the building of a mid- late 1960s motor sports theme park with exact duplicates of the classic Spa Francorchamps, Monza, Le Mans, Sebring, Rouen-Les-Essarts and Nürburgring layouts, and some others I forgot.

Under the threat of total war of all wars I will have Ford, Ferrari, Porsche, Lotus, Aston Martin, Lola and the rest rebuilt the classic cars of the period, and I will keep highly skilled slaves driving them to the limit.

There will be period correct funfairs, restaurants, bakeries, live music, hair salons and other sorts of entertainment. Every single one of the thousands of visitors will get period correct clothing, accessories, haircuts and cigarettes. There will be actors in the crowd who've had plastic surgery so they will look exactly like the celebs of the time and they'll also make sure no one breaks out of character.

I'll be in the tower watching over everything.
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American Samoa National Park......because......well......

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it's not like the "neighbors" are going to just "drop by"......:idea:
What about the Firestone plant or (insert similar manufacturing plant) in Ohio…that would fit all of Monson’s criteria
 
I'm going to Glacier this summer, so that might take the cake. I went to a bunch of the Utah ones last year, and they were beautiful, but I wouldn't want to liver in the desert. Sorry new emperor, and also sorry ddbob.
I've cross country skied there and it was incredibly beautiful in winter. I'd love to see it during summer as well.
 
If I gotta live off the land then either Yellowstone or some tropical place would be the choice.
Glacier is breathtakingly beautiful, but sad cause there are no glaciers left. Plus its cold as hell up there at least half the year.
DdBobs desert is awesome, but not for the faint of heart. Spiritually speaking tho, I understand completely.
Never been to California so I cant form an opinion on Yosemite etc. Likewise any park in New England.
Me being basically an Southern Appalachian Foothills Hillbilly, I would be content with the Smokeys as long as the tourists are kept out.Gimme a high mountaintop for a good cell connection and wind power, a good stream for water and power, and somebody to bring me firewood and meat and Ill be glad to sit on the porch of my cabin and play the banjo.
 
I have been to a lot of National Parks. Oddly enough, my personal favorite is Great Sand Dunes National Park. So much so, that retirement was considered in Alamosa. There’s just something magical about it. It’s just way too cold in the hard wintertime.
My second favorite is Grand Canyon of the Gunnison National Park. It’s also breathtakingly beautiful, but yet again, too cold for my taste.
 
Vanderbilt Mansion National Historic Site

May as well live in comfort! :idea: On the Hudson river, so a nice view, and about an hour from NYC for concerts/shopping.
 
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