Help!I'maRock!
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because i think i went over it tonight. by a lot.
green vegetables like brussel sprouts, broccoli, and cabbage can't be fully broken down by your digestive system. instead, they ferment in your intestines and lead to the smelliest farts you've ever had. i just spent an hour on the toilet, in an unventilated bathroom, with some of the worst gas pains in the history of western civilization.
i'm sure you all wanted to know that.
green vegetables like brussel sprouts, broccoli, and cabbage can't be fully broken down by your digestive system. instead, they ferment in your intestines and lead to the smelliest farts you've ever had. i just spent an hour on the toilet, in an unventilated bathroom, with some of the worst gas pains in the history of western civilization.
i'm sure you all wanted to know that.