We need to bring back shop class.

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Looking at instrument related subs has taught me that a scary number of young Americans do not know that they need to tighten nuts, bolts, and screws that come loose. There are also many people who do not know how to read simple technical instructions. Or even what an allen wrench is. If dads aren’t teaching kids this stuff then the schools need to do it. We need to bring back shop class so we don’t end up with a nation full of people who don’t even know how to ask for help in the Home Depot tool department.
 
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Everybody thinks they know what's wrong with schools. Nobody does a G D thing to Make a difference.
Stop doing woke to kids, creep. Also, don’t you get like 9 months of vacation a year?!? Maybe you’re the problem and the reason why Kyler doesn’t know how to use an Allen wrench. Ever think about that?!?
 
Totally agree. We had woodshop in middle school. Nothing like trusting a bunch of 8th graders with a table saw. :old:
 
Fortunately today’s table saws can detect impending contact with flesh and turn off. I don’t know how it works but it’s fucking amazing.
 
Fortunately today’s table saws can detect impending contact with flesh and turn off. I don’t know how it works but it’s fucking amazing.
Sawstop. It senses that an electrical path is made between you and the blade. On table saws, the blade is jammed and jerked down very quickly to prevent serious damage to you.

The guy behind it spent a couple of decades lobbying the government to require it on all saws. He finally gave up and started his own company. Pretty cool tech. If I ever get back into woodworking, I'm buying one of his table saws.
 
Fortunately today’s table saws can detect impending contact with flesh and turn off. I don’t know how it works but it’s fucking amazing.
Yeah, the sawstop tech is impressive. Too bad they insist on keeping it proprietary and go after any other manufacturer that creates their own version of the tech. That'll probably change in a few years when the patent runs out.

But back in '76 we didn't have that luxury. Instead, we were taught how to be safe and responsible for our own actions. Another skill that seems to be lacking these days.
 
I was never all that good with tools. Not that Im clumsy but my Dad didnt much like working on things either and gave me a lot of abuse as his "helper" when I was little. Like threatening a whipping if I didn't run fast enough to retrieve what he wanted, brought him the wrong thing, or didnt hold the light still enough. Honestly the guy should have never had the responsibility of keeping up a farm and should have stuck to academia and fishing. Way too short tempered and lazy to maintain a rural place and shoved way too much of it off on me. The Dad who sent his 10 yr old on the roof with an arm load of shingles and barked orders from the ground, that was him. I vowed never, ever, to be any kind of farmer when I got the hell out of there. I won't so much as plant a tomato in a pot on the deck and I pay someone who actually enjoys mowing (after I became financially able). I even had a career in Agricultural Finance. Educated and familiar enough to recognize competence and loan money for it, but smart enough to keep my ass far away from the actual work.
I built a coffee table in shop but it warped and I had to add an extension to one leg so it didnt wobble. I managed to put together a stereo/album shelf that held together at least thru college.
My High School Ag teacher recognized my abilities well enough to pawn off the lesson on artificial insemination and gestation to me on a day he wasn't going to be there. I coved the material just fine and ignored or laughed along with the jokes. Got thru it unscathed but it wasn't that much fun. But it did earn me an easy A.
Still, Im grateful that I managed to learn the basics like how to use a saw, use a tape measure with albeit questionable accuracy, hammer a nail, select the proper wrench or screwdriver (if I can find it) etc. I even built a parts tele in my later years, though it took me 10 yrs of futzing and procrastinating to finally get it like I want.
 
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My Daughter is a doctor. She doesn't know a dam thing about screw drivers. You wanna know why? Cause she doesn't have too.
 
My middle school shop teacher was explaining what happens if you don't push the wood straight through the table saw. he explained it will grab it and throw it at high speed back at your crotch. the saw was running when the idiot jammed one the jewely boxes we we making between the fence and blade. The blade violently shot the box back grazing the shop teaches crotch just as he jumped out of the way. It hit the wall and shattered to pieces and fell directly into a large scrap wood bin.

He shut off the saw and sat quietly at his desk. The kid whose box he destroyed asked what he was supposed to do now. Teacher said you get an A.
 
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