Listen to this - TRAIN DREAMS: Last night I had a dream that Indiana Jones and a Steve Urkel look-a-like ripped my backpack off and kicked my ass savagely on a citybus

smurfco

smurfco

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This recurring dream always makes me wake up nostalgic and wistful. Anyone else have this one? It's almost as common as the "teeth falling out" or "didn't go to class all semester and now there's a test" dreams, apparenlty.
 
Is it a train or a city bus?

In my train dream, it’s a party and everyone has backpacks full of alcohol and snacks.
 
smurfco said:
yes that's why it's a train dream, they are training to knock me senseless on a cap metro bus!
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I think I may have found the source material for your abusive dream…..

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smurfco said:
yes that's why it's a train dream, they are training to knock me senseless on a cap metro bus!
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I'm no expert, but i think Urkle and Randy 'snap into a Slim Jim' Savage ran a train on you in your dream those nights.
 
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Yr all like, “My backpack!” And Dr. Jones is like, “This belongs in a museum.” And then yr face melts. Been there.
 
If you are one of those clueless self
un-aware asshats who wear overstuffed backpacks on crowded buses and keep turning and whacking people in the face I could see two dudes beating you down.

I myself have been tempted to put serious kicks to the asses of jag offs who do that but I held back because I think the fines double if you fold someone’s ass up on public transportation.
 
Dew Knot Humps said:
If you are one of those clueless self
un-aware asshats who wear overstuffed backpacks on crowded buses and keep turning and whacking people in the face I could see two dudes beating you down.

I myself have been tempted to put serious kicks to the asses of jag offs who do that but I held back because I think the fines double if you fold someone’s ass up on public transportation.
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Yes they do. Also, the fines are exponentially worse if the bus is in a construction work zone.
 
I had an update sequel to this dream last night, I don't remember much about it but I know that they made me miss another bus
 
Keep dreaming of riding on a train instead of a bus. People get their asses kicked on buses. Everyone on trains are delightful.
 
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