The second BS thread that Mark forced us to create.

[RosePickupsKen]

So yesterday I was on a delivery run for work...I had just got on I-84 eastbound going under an overpass when a giant clot of snow and ice smashed the windshield of my van...luckily it didn't cave but it was pretty much opaque from the cracks...

...I wonder what I did that made god start taking pot shots at me...???

check evil potato for possible demon possesion.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

So yesterday I was on a delivery run for work...I had just got on I-84 eastbound going under an overpass when a giant clot of snow and ice smashed the windshield of my van...luckily it didn't cave but it was pretty much opaque from the cracks...

...I wonder what I did that made god start taking pot shots at me...???

driving on I-84 is a mortal sin. everybody knows that.

 

[Mark Wein]

So yesterday I was on a delivery run for work...I had just got on I-84 eastbound going under an overpass when a giant clot of snow and ice smashed the windshield of my van...luckily it didn't cave but it was pretty much opaque from the cracks...

...I wonder what I did that made god start taking pot shots at me...???

That sucks. When I was driving a delivery truck I once had a flatbed lose a load of truck bedliners in front of me on the 5 freeway. I had one bounce off the roof of the truck cab. Any lower and I'd have been toast.

 

[PunkKitty]

Windshield mojo, Jello. I'm glad that you are okay.

 

[Elias Graves]

Busted windshield buddies! I had a chip that turned into a full width crack when the slush from the roof slid down at a traffic signal.

 

[RosePickupsKen]

FF to 4:30

 

[Tig]

What's this shit?

The dark side of tongue punching a fart box.





Oh jeez, I feel sick now

 

[Elias Graves]

Me too

 

[CBHScott]

Sickos.

Windshield mojo, jelo.

 

[Elias Graves]

Look. It's a giant Japanese salamander.

 

[CBHScott]

Yes, but what that brown thing he's holding?

 

[Elias Graves]

I'm not sure.

But this is funny.

 

[CBHScott]

Looks like me in my basement .

 

[Tig]

If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!

 

[jelloman]

Lasers certainly would have altered the order of evolution...

 

[Elias Graves]

Looks like me in my basement .

 

[Elias Graves]

Lasers certainly would have altered the order of evolution...

If I could laser beam eyes, that'd be cool.

 

[RosePickupsKen]

Mornin... and what the hell are you guys talking about? .... so confused....

 

[diceman1000]

Waddup Yo!

sent from my US Cellular S2 pimped Black Bean 8 style...

 

[CBHScott]

This weather is something here. Yesterday, we had rain from morning until about 2 PM. I was driving west from Snoqualmie toward Seattle. Then walls of clouds that were kissing the mountaintops (how poetic ) parted all of a sudden, then we had crystal-clear blue sky for awhile, with occasional clouds in the distance. So I goes to a noisy chain establishment to have dinner and catch some of the Blackhawks game: went in with the sun setting around 7:15. When I left, it was rain/snow/sleet/ice, then it just stopped...

Strange place, this.