Peen Simmons
Let’s Get Obtuse!
What do you think my gigs are like? It’s either all cougars or 22 year olds trying to change the songs the band is playing by putting money in the digital jukebox and then getting mad at us when we can’t play “Summertime Gurls” by Katie Perry since that’s what they chose on our “song chooser thing”.
I told one girl last year that I was “her age, her age ago”.
Ugh. I can’t even. My buddy still lives in our old college town and I go visit a couple times a year. It’s horrific.
By the way, based on your gig reports you should rename your band to MILFQUAKE.