The official "Jokes that Prages won't get/find funny" thread!
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reverend1
Kick Henry Jackassowski
How can anyone not like daylight savings time? I really don't get this at all. It's the best thing ever. I can play golf until 9-9:30! It's wonderful. I hate standard time. The only time it's light out, Im at work, fuck that.
reverend1
Kick Henry Jackassowski
Kerouac
weird musical dildo
I hate it. I'm more productive and alert in the evenings, so I love standard time. I'm looking out my window at LMA right now and the suns just now setting... that's depressing!
reverend1
Kick Henry Jackassowski
Why would you want it to get dark sooner then? I get more done in the evening as well. That's why I like it when it's 9 pm and the sun is still out.
Kerouac
weird musical dildo
My circadian rhythm is all out of whack. I literally mean that when it's DARK I'm more productive. So when it's dark at 5
0 and I get home at 8:30 I still have hours of productivity ahead. When it's 90 and it's still light I feel out of sorts and end up wasting a lot of time playing video games on the couch and going to bed early.
SpeedRacer
PRSnorkler
Elias Graves
Common misfit
Elias Graves
Common misfit
Top 11 Star Wars pickup lines
11. "Your place or my Mom's?"
10 "I... uh... ummm... I... uh... (slaps own forehead) Stupid! STOO-pid!"
9. "You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend."
8. "I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."
7. "Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'."
6. "If you only knew the power of the Dork Side."
5. "How's about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?"
4. "Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is."
3. "Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!"
2. "If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-box action figure, would you hold it against me?"
1. "I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up. Want a Milk Dud?"
11. "Your place or my Mom's?"
10 "I... uh... ummm... I... uh... (slaps own forehead) Stupid! STOO-pid!"
9. "You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend."
8. "I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."
7. "Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'."
6. "If you only knew the power of the Dork Side."
5. "How's about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?"
4. "Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is."
3. "Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!"
2. "If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-box action figure, would you hold it against me?"
1. "I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up. Want a Milk Dud?"
MonkeyZero
Mexican Mayonnaise Weiner Sandwich
Guitar Heel
Demented Trick
I'm with the 6-fingered man on this. I'm bitter about that lost hour for more than half a year.
reverend1
Kick Henry Jackassowski
It's not lost, it didn't go anywhere. It just changed it's name. It wishes you would respect it's life choices.
Guitar Heel
Demented Trick
baimun
Funkasaurus Rex
