The Official Guitar Torture Pron Thread

[Grant Harding]

This should be rock solid.

"Small crack near the neck joint. Just in finish, I think."

 

[VoidTerraFirma]

YASSS!

 

[BlockInlay]

 

[VoidTerraFirma]

 

[PunkKitty]

That's terminally ugly even by Carvin standards.

 

[Flamencology]

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Ugh, that’s violence.

 

[VoidTerraFirma]

 

[Flamencology]

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I’d seriously question the mental health of someone who’d buy such a grotesquerie.

 

[B Valley]

I can never get enough of these.

In all honesty, I love this horse guitar and I don't know why.

 

[VoidTerraFirma]

 

[VoidTerraFirma]

 

[Flamencology]

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Ewwwwwww

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

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@Poparad would play Watermelon Man on it.

 

[Poparad]

@Poparad would play Watermelon Man on it.

That would most likely be my first thought. The neck-pickup-only choice on a Holdsworth guitar is like a bizarro version of the model since Allan preferred bridge-pickup-only.

That said, I'd love to have one of these guitars someday. With two pickups and with a less shitty looking finish. And a trem, because why not?

 

[Flamencology]

OMG.

This might potentially be the most tragic in this entire thread.

 

[Knox in Box]

How did I miss this thread all these years?

 

[bsman]

How did I miss this thread all these years?

Moi aussi! Too bad so many of the pics on prior pages have broken image icons.

 

[bsman]

Just some plain, honest, totally authentic relicing that looks exactly like normal play-wear.

 

[Tralfaz]

Will someone please buy this so it'll stop showing up in my Reverb feed?

 

[Scott_Abene]

Will someone please buy this so it'll stop showing up in my Reverb feed?

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Da Simple Hell ?