The Grim Reaper tells you that you have to buy a guitar with a glow-in-the-dark paint job...

[bsman]

 

[vonbladet]

If you can do me one of these instead I would be tempted though

 

[Flamencology]

If you can do me one of these instead I would be tempted though.

Are you actually trying to negotiate here? It’s the Grim fucking Reaper, man. Get with it.

 

[vonbladet]

Are you actually trying to negotiate here? It’s the Grim fucking Reaper, man. Get with it.

Well does Mr G Reaper have a glow-in-the-dark paint-swirling sideline or not? My life is already pretty finite, Mr R, so a prompt yes or no would be fine

 

[jp_nyc]

SG with glow in the dark inlays.

 

[Flamencology]

Well does Mr G Reaper have a glow-in-the-dark paint-swirling sideline or not? My life is already pretty finite, Mr R, so a prompt yes or no would be fine

No. He’s a busy motherfucker, he doesn’t have time to hunt through the aisles looking for craft paints or browse Amazon Prime. You get that solid classic glow-in-the-dark yellow/green, or you get saddled with a massive burial bill.

 

[vonbladet]

(There’s such a fine line between busy and terrible at delegating but OK)

 

[Honkridge]

Not Glow in the Dark paint but this definitely has a shine you can see for miles on a stormy night. Gimme the guitar version of this and I'm good

 

[DinoMikeSr]

@DinoMikeSr — those are technically neat, but not covered in glow-in-the-dark paint. Are you prepared to watch your family and friends suffer painful deaths?

 

[BlockInlay]

Les Paul Custom with glowy binding and inlays. Chrome hardware.

 

[DinoMikeSr]

Any of these will do. However, you need a black light to activate it.

 

[DinoMikeSr]

Then there is this. This is actual paint that illuminates with an electrical charge. Still you need to use a power source. I guess you could even wire the sound and paint into a kill switch so it cuts off when you mute the sound with the button. That would be cool.

 

[Jbird]

Do they have to have glow-in-the-dark guitar strings, too?

 

[smurfco]

Who wouldn’t be OK with grandma dying so her grandkids could enjoy Day-Glo guitars?

It’s their patriotic duty.

 

[Flamencology]

Not Glow in the Dark paint but this definitely has a shine you can see for miles on a stormy night. Gimme the guitar version of this and I'm good

Reading. Is. Fundamental.

Why are you so hell-bent on murdering your nieces and nephews?

 

[Flamencology]

Do they have to have glow-in-the-dark guitar strings, too?

Strings are your own choice.

 

[Honkridge]

Who wouldn’t be OK with grandma dying so her grandkids could enjoy Day-Glo guitars?

It’s their patriotic duty.

 

[Honkridge]

Reading. Is. Fundamental.

Why are you so hell-bent on murdering your nieces and nephews?

The Grim Reaper can sit on a tack

 

[Flamencology]

Who wouldn’t be OK with grandma dying so her grandkids could enjoy Day-Glo guitars?

It’s their patriotic duty.

Sorry, @smurfco — your Mom just called, she’s fully aware of the consequences, she still wants her mandolin to look like a glo-stick bowling ball. Been nice knowing you.

 

[Flamencology]

The Grim Reaper can sit on a tack

He’s into that.