That Seedy Table In The Dark Corner Where The Reprobates Gather

[Elias Graves]

EG

 

[Peeker]

Damn! What year was that? Long distance charges are so last millennium.

last millennum it was

 

[Tig]

 

[paulskirocks]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Peeker]

when I was still with my 2nd wife, and she was working at the porn shop, we went to visit a buddy of mine & his gal, who had recently moved from Nova Scotia to Vancouver.
wife brought his gal a toy that Phil might have made, and I brought my buddy one of them there sheep.
the gal was pretty offended (we'd never met her before), but my buddy laughed his ass of.
inflated the sheep, and gave it to his dog to play with.
the dog killed it in about 2 seconds flat.

I gave my buddy shit, said "you could have at least tried once before you let the dog have it"
he gave me a weird look.

 

[Peeker]

and when did Kerouac say that about my Jar Jar figures?!?
we gonna have words!

 

[marc758]

 

[Elias Graves]

Ah, who needs inflatable sheep? The real ones are much better.

EG

 

[Guitar Heel]

The EB Cobalt string are the shiz.

EG

tell me more...

 

[Peeker]

a girl touched my peepee last night!

 

[Guitar Heel]

a girl touched my peepee last night!

tell me more...

 

[Peeker]

well, I dropped her lighter down the front of my pants, and she went and got it.
I learned that from Steve Martin.

 

[Guitar Heel]

 

[Peeker]

that's a true story too.
made me feel like I was in jr high again

 

[Guitar Heel]

I just use peanut butter.

Oh, unless you meant a female human...

 

[Peeker]

I find pb works for them too

 

[Guitar Heel]

 

[Foo]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!

foo is a nephew of uncle jack

 

[PunkKitty]

Q: How do you get a white trash girl to give you a blowjob?
A: Ranch dressing.

 

[Peeker]

does that work?

*runs out to buy ranch dressing*