So I've been 50 for 2 weeks and this happened

[GilmourD]

 

[GDSmithTX]

Jesus, man. Are you sure your ass didn't piss off an old gypsy woman or something?

Mojo.

 

[Honkridge]

 

[DdBob]

I'm eating lunch and this is the thread I choose to open up firtst

 

[OGG]

Holy shit!

 

[Knox in Box]

Reads like Smurfco wrote it. 8/10

 

[Chad]

*53 year-old says*
Being over 50 has nothing to do with it.

Did you happen to eat at Ryan’s Steakhouse?

No way. When my wife and I were shacking up in a 1 bed room, 1 bathroom apartment, we went to Ryan's. About an hour after we get home, we both get hit with it. As soon as one of us came out of the bathroom, the other went in and we traded on and off for an hour or two. It was horrible.

 

[smurfco]

Reads like Smurfco wrote it. 8/10

Just because I got a sphincter looser than a wizard’s sleeve you automatically think of me anytime someone lets loose a kahlua mudslide? Is that it?

 

[Knox in Box]

Just because I got a sphincter looser than a wizard’s sleeve you automatically think of me anytime someone lets loose a kahlua mudslide? Is that it?

Not exactly, it was the prose. I'm sure you read it the first time and wondered if he plagiarized one of your old threads, admit it.

 

[smurfco]

Not exactly, it was the prose. I'm sure you read it the first time and wondered if he plagiarized one of your old threads, admit it.

 

[Modern Saint]

That is more than just Dookieing. FWIW mojo on the situation.

 

[smorgdonkey]

I didn't laugh. Horrible situation.

I prefer it to the alternative...

Getting younger using magic is the alternative Gary - what the F were you thinking?

 

[rickenvox]

I shit therefore I am


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[Steverino]

"pants now rolled up with the clean parts on the outside hidden in the trunk of my friends hatchback"

Shout out to the buddy who offered up his hatchback for transport.

 

[bsman]

 

[newbuilder]

Those are great, I can watch them over and over.


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[newbuilder]

That was wonderful! I love poop stories. FWIW a friend and I coined the phrase “chumping turds” for using a hanger or scissors to relieve a shit clogged toilet.

Was there a shower in that bathroom? I probably would have jumped for the bathtub vs the toilet. Hugs Mr Poopy pants!


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[335clone]

That was wonderful! I love poop stories. FWIW a friend and I coined the phrase “chumping turds” for using a hanger or scissors to relieve a shit clogged toilet.

Was there a shower in that bathroom? I probably would have jumped for the bathtub vs the toilet. Hugs Mr Poopy pants!


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What, no poop knife? WTF

 

[12Pack]

What, no poop knife? WTF

or poop frog

 

[2manband]

Think I shared this poo story before, but what the hell....
I was out doing a long run one day...this is like 10 years ago. I was 5 or 6 miles from home when an impending poonami made its presence known. There was no way I would make it home. Im no stranger to shitting in the woods but this was a populated area. I was just about to come up on a few warehouses tho. I found a semi empty dumpster, crawled inside and unleashed hell. I wiped with my underwear, left them behind and proceded to jog home commando.
The worst part was the lack of support on the jog home.