I have a SHITLOAD of gear... and I'm not just talking guitars. I've got lots of recording stuff, drum stuff, etc. I've also got a lot of it for sale, so I'll italicize those.
ACOUSTIC GUITARS:
'69 Fender FG-10(80?)
80's Fender Concord
Simon & Patrick SP6 Cedar/Mahogany
Godin 5th Avenue
'64 Kay Nylon String
60's Chris Adjustomatic Parlour
50's Buckeye Parlour
Emerald x7 (Carbon Fiber!)
Dean Dao a/e
'84 Yamaha FG
Hondo II Mandolin
Ovation Celebrity 12-string
ELECTRIC GUITARS:
Fender American Deluxe Strat (Blue Meanie #3)
MIM Squier Tele
Squier Strat w/P90 bridge (Blue Meanie #1)
Gibson LP Studio 1950's Tribute
'63-64 Gibson Skylark Lapsteel
Reverend Jetstream 390 (Blue Meanie #3)
Reverend Ron Asheton Sig V
LTD Explorer (Gibson-style, not pointy)
Dean V Select
SX STL50 P90
SX Lapsteel
Xaviere XV-585 Goldtop
'86/'88 Kramer Focus
BASS GUITARS:
90's Avarez PJ
80's BC Rich Warlock w/Kahler Trem
90's BC Rich Warlock
Squier Vintage Modified Jazz Bass
AMPS:
Peavey Studio 112
'63-64 Gibson Skylark Combo
'68 Bassman w/ 2x15 cab
Guitar Rig modeling software
Hafler T3 Preamp
DRUMS:
7 pc. Mapex M Maple kit
10 Sabian cymbals, B8 Pro and AAX
5 pc. Tama Swingstar
Ludwig Piccolo Snare
Industrial kit.... old stoves, barrels, etc.
Couple of electronic drum pads
KEYS:
19xx Upright Piano
90's EMU Proteus MP Plus
Roland JV-1010 MIDI Module
M-Audio Keystation 49
M-Audio Keystation 88 Pro
MICS/RACK GEAR:
Three 50's harp mics
Samson C02 (pair)
Mojave Audio MA-201fet
Shure SM57
Shure SM58
60's Shure SM55
Audix c1
Asst. Samson dynamics
AKG C1000s (pair)
Focusrite ISA One
dbx 386a (pre/comp)
60's Shure Mic Mixer
Tascam Patchbay
FMR Audio RNLA
INTERFACES:
Native Instruments Rig Kontrol
Apogee Duet
EMU 0404
PEDALS:
Carvin Graphic EQ
BOSS GT-3
BOSS OD-1
Epinasty Circuit Bent DS-1
H&K Warp Factor