Scariest New Restaurant Foods

the Double Down is a symptom, not a cause. as is the Baconator, the Bloomin' Onion, and White Castle.

...I dont know, the Baconator is a logical progression (burger, lots of bacon)...the double down is a whole new demon...two meals in one...its the combination thing that is the craze now...soon we'll see bacon burger dogs, meatloaf pizza, spaghetti pie, fried chicken salad...
 
...I dont know, the Baconator is a logical progression (burger, lots of bacon)...the double down is a whole new demon...two meals in one...its the combination thing that is the craze now...soon we'll see bacon burger dogs, meatloaf pizza, spaghetti pie, fried chicken salad...

Kung Pao Calzone.
 
Next thing you know some crazy fuckers will start deep frying chocolate bars or something...

...wait a minute...:embarrassed:

Only school kids bought those and I don't think many places even serve them anymore.

It's certainly not advertised and at that, I can't imagine a fried mars bar having 1,000+ calories.
 
Only school kids bought those and I don't think many places even serve them anymore.

It's certainly not advertised and at that, I can't imagine a fried mars bar having 1,000+ calories.

Perfectly understandable. It's just that even thinking of doing that is pretty weird. :grin:
US restaurant chains (well, not only in the US, to be fair) has taken the idea of slapping things that don't belong together a bit too far lately imo. :embarrassed:
 
Only school kids bought those and I don't think many places even serve them anymore.

It's certainly not advertised and at that, I can't imagine a fried mars bar having 1,000+ calories.

Don't Scotchman also eat deep fried pizzas?
 
Don't Scotchman also eat deep fried pizzas?
Lots of people do. They are called pizza puffs.
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Lots of people do. They are called pizza puffs.
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No that just looks like a calzone.

A deep fried pizza is where you take half of a cooked piiza, and you stick it in a deep fat chip frier incase you thought the whole half pizza wasn't quite bad enough for you.

They're about as disgusting as they sound and the last time I had one was when I was about 10.

I should add that this is stuff you buy in chip shops, I've never heard of anyone cooking this stuff at home and on the rare occassions I end up in the chippy it's fish and chips or a haggis (deep fried of course) :facepalm: supper.
 
Cheese stuffed meatballs!! How could that be wrong?

One way to cut the calories in half is to just share one. I can't imagine someone eating that grilled cheese hamburger alone, in one sitting.


Pizza Puffs sound like a good name for an Italian, all women pop rock band.
 
No that just looks like a calzone.

A deep fried pizza is where you take half of a cooked piiza, and you stick it in a deep fat chip frier incase you thought the whole half pizza wasn't quite bad enough for you.

They're about as disgusting as they sound and the last time I had one was when I was about 10.

I should add that this is stuff you buy in chip shops, I've never heard of anyone cooking this stuff at home and on the rare occassions I end up in the chippy it's fish and chips or a haggis (deep fried of course) :facepalm: supper.
Deep fried haggis? That just plain sounds wrong. I'm all for an occasional order of fish and chips. I'll skip on the haggis - deep fried or prepared any other way.
 
While I can't see myself eating the double grilled cheese hamburger thing, it does remind me that grilled cheese and hamburgers have already been deliciously united in the form of the patty melt sandwich.

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In other news, my google image search for "patty melt" also turned this up:

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:embarrassed:
 
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