*looks around wondering what happened to the school holidays* :(
Afternoon all from Oslo. On a site visit and it's all going a bit Pete Tong as the hardware we need arrived lunchtime when it should have been here last Friday ready for us first thing this morning.
Hope the head gets better @the_huge!
When do the Scottish school holidays fall @jbj ? My son's only had 3 weeks of his 6 so far here in the South West.
I wasn't playing, but umpiring. Batsman smashed the ball straight at me and I didn't have time to do anything but turn my head. Ear, meet Ball. 11 stitches. The hospital also gave me a new turban:You're doing the turban thing all wrong, @the_huge. Plus it's a myth that they make you better at cricket.
Morning all.
I wasn't playing, but umpiring. Batsman smashed the ball straight at me and I didn't have time to do anything but turn my head. Ear, meet Ball. 11 stitches. The hospital also gave me a new turban:
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This pic was taken in the evening whilst taking refreshments with some of the players. Sympathy??? Bastards have started calling me 'carrot'.
FWIW, I am completely recovered and looking forward to umpiring my next match on Thursday.
And if anybody ever comments on the small lump missing from my ear... "Well.... you know,... I was in with that Mike Tyson once."
Hadn't had a chance to change. This was just back from the hospital, in the lounge of the (rather posh) hotel where some of the players (including the one whose wife had taken me to/from the hospital) were staying. My B&B was a couple of miles away, and the lads wouldn't let me walk it and insisted on getting me a taxi - after a couple of sherbets...Too drunk to change your shirt? cop0