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Oi Oi

Got home from Mexico at half 6ish this morning and in a fit of stupidity I'm trying to stay awake all day (which will mean I've been up something like............30 odd hours) so I don't fall asleep today and end up awake all night.

Excellent holiday with the missus, my brother and the sister in law.

It was at a "alternative lifestyle" shall we say :embarrassed: resort we've been to before which we dig (not because we're into any of that stuff) but because there's no kids there -listening to a brat and his arsehole parents threatening to smack him for being a brat on the bus back to the airport certainly makes you feel a lot better about spending your holiday with a bunch of perverts.

It ranges from the pretty tame to the kind of stuff you'd see on a really drunk and rough 18-30s in the resort itself but we went out on a cruise excursion run by an ex employee of the hotel and let me tell you chaps - seeing a bird you've spent the afternoon talking to about her kids and working life being spit roasted in international waters whilst her husband cheers and high fives the protagonists is quite an eye opener :eek: :facepalm:
 
Oi Oi

Got home from Mexico at half 6ish this morning and in a fit of stupidity I'm trying to stay awake all day (which will mean I've been up something like............30 odd hours) so I don't fall asleep today and end up awake all night.

Excellent holiday with the missus, my brother and the sister in law.

It was at a "alternative lifestyle" shall we say :embarrassed: resort we've been to before which we dig (not because we're into any of that stuff) but because there's no kids there -listening to a brat and his arsehole parents threatening to smack him for being a brat on the bus back to the airport certainly makes you feel a lot better about spending your holiday with a bunch of perverts.

It ranges from the pretty tame to the kind of stuff you'd see on a really drunk and rough 18-30s in the resort itself but we went out on a cruise excursion run by an ex employee of the hotel and let me tell you chaps - seeing a bird you've spent the afternoon talking to about her kids and working life being spit roasted in international waters whilst her husband cheers and high fives the protagonists is quite an eye opener :eek: :facepalm:

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or it didn't happen! :grin:
 
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or it didn't happen! :grin:

One must appreciate that photographer is generally frowned upon in these kind of establishments and activities.

Meh you only live once, swingings not my bag and everyone thinks the place must be a total cess pit but if you're open minded then the place is fine and as I said - no kids. Both times we've been to this place, literally within minutes of being back with the "squares" :embarrassed: and their brat spawn it makes me wonder why more of these places don't exist :)
 
As a parent, I don't have a problem with kids in general. I do have a problem with brats and arsehole parents however so I can understand your point of view.

I'd like to think we've brought our son up to be well behaved, respectful and considerate of others.
 
As a parent, I don't have a problem with kids in general. I do have a problem with brats and arsehole parents however so I can understand your point of view.

I'd like to think we've brought our son up to be well behaved, respectful and considerate of others.

as much as I agree, you must know that no matter how 'brattish' a small child can be for others, imagine what the parents go through every single day :lol:

anyway, my daughter is 3 and even though well-behaved, she definitely has her moods when no matter how much effort, you can't do anything about it :lol:
 
as much as I agree, you must know that no matter how 'brattish' a small child can be for others, imagine what the parents go through every single day :lol:

anyway, my daughter is 3 and even though well-behaved, she definitely has her moods when no matter how much effort, you can't do anything about it :lol:

I agree, little kids are going to have tantrums, and I have every sympathy as I've been there. At that point, if we went places we made sure they were family places where this would be understood. My issue is more with the spoilt brats at 6-8 upwards who don't have even basic please and thank you manners and whine/moan about what they want and that they're bored at top volume constantly.

By that age my son was quite capable of entertaining himself without bothering anyone and was polite to anyone he had interaction with.
 
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I agree, little kids are going to have tantrums, and I have every sympathy as I've been there. At that point, if we went places we made sure they were family places where this would be understood. My issue is more with the spoilt brats at 6-8 upwards who don't have even basic please and thank you manners and whine/moan about what they want and that they're bored at top volume constantly.

By that age my son was quite capable of entertaining himself without bothering anyone and was polite to anyone he had interaction with.

I spend my working life dealing with kids - when I go away, as far as absolutely possible I don't want to be near one whether that's babies, toddlers, nice or bratty children or teens.

In fact even having to watch dumb as fuck Americans (of varying ages) acting like British teenagers on their first holidays without the parents was really annoying.

- hmmmm so drunk you need to be lifted out of the pool by 4 people and took to your room in a wheelchair whereby the maid will no doubt need to change your shitty bedsheets tomorrow....

- no mad drunk married 3 times person, I am not married, I don't wish to be married and telling my girlfriend "yaaaaaawl wanna git him ta put a ring on yaaaaaaw finguh like I did with mah man" isn't going to change that.

- "SHOTS!!!!" yes I know what they are, I know you can get them from the bar, you don't need to shout about it every time you feel like drinking something they disinfect the pools with.

At Pamplona last year I at least had a bit of empathy for the mad Aussies who were off their face because they were young and we've all been there but these twats ranged from their mid 20s to well into their 60s.


I actually think I need to find a hotel which doesn't allow kids or other people in. :embarrassed:
 
Oh yeah happy Saturday. Deciding I'd try and stay up all day yesterday to try and go to bed at a normal time I crashed out about 7 or 8, woke up at 3 in the morning and have been up ever since :facepalm:
 
All right, lads?

Haven't been posting on here as I've been in the UK (some irony there I'm sure). I just read back and there wasn't a single post asking where I was. Bastids.

Got back to Taipei at midnight on Saturday night. Yesterday (Sunday) was 37 degrees Celsius, not to mention the ridiculously high humidity. I'm not sure exactly what that was, but I'm guessing somewhere around 90 gazillion percent.
 
All right, lads?

Haven't been posting on here as I've been in the UK (some irony there I'm sure). I just read back and there wasn't a single post asking where I was. Bastids.

Got back to Taipei at midnight on Saturday night. Yesterday (Sunday) was 37 degrees Celsius, not to mention the ridiculously high humidity. I'm not sure exactly what that was, but I'm guessing somewhere around 90 gazillion percent.

morning Stu, sweaty mojo :lol:

Been decorating this weekend. How come even when you're extremely careful, you always end up covered in paint and always spill some on the carpet? :mad:
 
Morning all

I missed you Stu. In fact I had built a small shrine dedicated to your return, it seems to have worked as well
 
Morning all :Wave:

How come even when you're extremely careful, you always end up covered in paint and always spill some on the carpet? :mad:
I blame that Newton fellow. Should have just scoffed the apple and kept his gob shut...
 
Ugh another day of manflu.

Been fucked with it since getting home on Friday and now I've infected miss jbj the morning she started back work so I'm no doubt due a hiding when she gets home :embarrassed:
 
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