Reported Howard the Duck Has Died.... I'll be honest fellas, this parody thread really quacks me up!

[smurfco]

When I first saw Howard The Duck I misheard the title and thought it was called How Hard Is The Duck? and I went in expecting the whole movie to be about a group of Christian friends at church camp that found a dead duck in the woods and spent the movie trying to figure out how hard it was going to get from rigor mortis, but now it looks like the actual Howard the Duck has died, sad day, it's a sad day

 

[tiger roach]

He was a rotten bastard and I'm glad he's dead.

 

[smurfco]

He was a rotten bastard and I'm glad he's dead.

Sorry but do you mean Howard The Duck or are you referring to the dead duck in my "How Hard Is The Duck" scenario, I agree with you either way btw but just for clarity sake

 

[tiger roach]

Sorry but do you mean Howard The Duck or are you referring to the dead duck in my "How Hard Is The Duck" scenario, I agree with you either way btw but just for clarity sake

Howard! That other duck was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

 

[yabba]

I think duck hardness is going to depend quite a bit on temperature. Although I guess with hollywood magic you could use a CGI duck

 

[jp_nyc]

Kevin Feige must be losing his shit. Marvel had filmed like half of that duck’s scenes for Doctor Strange 2: Pseudo-Scientific Boogaloo.

 

[Devil is Dill]

 

[BlockInlay]

Did this duck have priapism?

 

[Guitar Heel]

Did this duck have priapism?

If so, he could open a bottle of wine.

 

[Tiltsta]

Cocaine and movie pitch meetings shouldn’t be mixed

 

[Rick 381]

Howard The Duck died as soon as that movie came out.

 

[smurfco]

This is art

 

[Guitar Heel]

"I've been doing too much toot."

 

[smurfco]

I have never actually seen Howard the Duck to be honest, just clips. I think I need to rectify this. It looks amazing.

 

[Guitar Heel]

I saw it in the theatre.

 

[smurfco]

I saw it in the theatre.

I bet you did. I just bet you did.

 

[Motorik]

Howard the Duck may be gone, but his progeny lives on in part-human/part-anthopomorphic duck Brittany Howard. She passes as a regular human, but a cursory glance at the size and color of her eggs is enough to recognize her nature as a roots-music performing human-duck chimera.

 

[DinoMikeSr]

 

[Devil is Dill]

Between this and Back to the Future, Leah Thompson had the market cornered on disturbing sexual tension in movies back then.

 

[Theodore]

I have never actually seen Howard the Duck to be honest, just clips. I think I need to rectify this. It looks amazing.

I saw it repeatedly in the 80s but not since. I want to say there's some kind of gyrocopter scene. That's all I remember. I do like that 'Peen' is spraypainted on the dumpster in that video.