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Neutered male
Truth
Stop looking at me like that. It's making me uncomfortable.
If one more idiot here at work comes in with a fucking mohawk, I'll lose my shit. Some people have fucking weirdly shaped noggins.

PICS!I am a wide tie and shoulder holster away from looking like a 70s TV detective.
I am a wide tie and shoulder holster away from looking like a 70s TV detective.