Pyramid Schemes (And the idiots who embrace them...)

I told my buddy at work about it. Today he emailed me about an exciting opportunity to sell air conditioning to Eskimos. :grin:
 
Holy shit, I'm about do some serious taint kicking. Same guy comes up to me today with a printout of his check from this month. It was for $297, and he claimed that's only half of their take for this month. He said he loves it, got two more chumps, I mean people to sign up for it over the weekend and that if I ever change my mind to let him know. FUCK I should have taken my co-workers approach and just tell him flat out that he's starting to piss me off. :facepalm:
 
FenderPusher said:
Holy shit, I'm about do some serious taint kicking. Same guy comes up to me today with a printout of his check from this month. It was for $297, and he claimed that's only half of their take for this month. He said he loves it, got two more chumps, I mean people to sign up for it over the weekend and that if I ever change my mind to let him know. FUCK I should have taken my co-workers approach and just tell him flat out that he's starting to piss me off. :facepalm:
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Just poison him and be done with it... Well, don't get caught...
 
FenderPusher said:
Holy shit, I'm about do some serious taint kicking. Same guy comes up to me today with a printout of his check from this month. It was for $297, and he claimed that's only half of their take for this month. He said he loves it, got two more chumps, I mean people to sign up for it over the weekend and that if I ever change my mind to let him know. FUCK I should have taken my co-workers approach and just tell him flat out that he's starting to piss me off. :facepalm:
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"If I ever change my mind it will because some zombie has eaten it and now I lack higher brain functions. But hopefully the horde will get to you first, so go peddle your energy drinks and binomial expansion elsewhere!"
 
Steverino said:
What a racket. After 6 months of making them tons of money, they give you a little red umbrella pin. No, it wasn't me!

I'm getting to where I don't trust any company with "merica" on the end.
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I know two people personally who started in Primerica and now only do Primerica. Both make 6 figures easy. Actually I met some others who do well too but I know those guys.

I know another guy who made a ton in some other MLM but didnt stay in it long term. Made money and got out.

And when I was in high school, my girlfriends parents were full time Amway and they did very well.

That all said, it is not the thing for me. It is definitely possible to make money as I have seen examples but I dont want to do it and have no patience for people who ask me more than once.
 
2manband said:
Here's what you do. Take all of these emails and send them to 5 other coworkers, who will send them to 5 other coworkers each, who will then in turn forward it to 5 more coworkers each.

Each of these 125 ultimate recipients will go to your boss and demand that he pay them $10 to NOT go to HR with a complaint. Those 125 recipients will in turn give half of their $10 to the gang of 25 secondary recipients, who will give half of that to the 5 initial recipients, who will then give half of that money to you.

Bam. Pyramid inverted.
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this is friggin' brilliant!

also, that Secret thing really works.
but you don't need to send anyone money, or any bullshit like that.
power of positive thinking, that's all.



that'll be $49.99, please.
 
FenderPusher said:
Holy shit, I'm about do some serious taint kicking. Same guy comes up to me today with a printout of his check from this month. It was for $297, and he claimed that's only half of their take for this month. He said he loves it, got two more chumps, I mean people to sign up for it over the weekend and that if I ever change my mind to let him know. FUCK I should have taken my co-workers approach and just tell him flat out that he's starting to piss me off. :facepalm:
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Pics of said Taint Kicking Please!
 
FenderPusher said:
Holy shit, I'm about do some serious taint kicking. Same guy comes up to me today with a printout of his check from this month. It was for $297, and he claimed that's only half of their take for this month. He said he loves it, got two more chumps, I mean people to sign up for it over the weekend and that if I ever change my mind to let him know. FUCK I should have taken my co-workers approach and just tell him flat out that he's starting to piss me off. :facepalm:
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Hahahahaaaa. 300 bucks? lol. You can't, in a professional capacity, get me to move off my couch for 300 dollars.

I've seen this kind of thing in the ads for these things, and they always have that 'make up to 10K a month' and they show a guy in a porsche or a giant speedboat talking to you about the products poolside from his mansion by the ocean. Like 10K a month is an amazing amount of money that can buy all that. 10 grand a month where I live will get you a mortgage on a 4 bed room house in high density tract housing, a couple of decent mid level cars, and food. You might even be able to save a little to help snd your kids to college and save for retirement.
 
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