Northern California, baby

[Danhedonia]

Key line: "The clerk had a golf club of his own." Did he, now?

 

[tiger roach]

This was you guys, wasn't it?

http://m.sfgate.com/news/article/Sh...lf-club-machete-11945744.php?cmpid=fb-desktop

LOL

He should have quit when the charge was still just shoplifting.

 

[Danhedonia]

"Surveillance video remains in the hands of the police."

Already a precinct classic, I'm sure.