jrockbridge
Stealing Your Riffs
….with the roadrunner.
No Wonder The Coyote Had So Much Trouble….
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dmn23
Duller than cardboard
Roadrunners are very common where I live and I see them daily. They're amazing creatures and they do not give one single solitary f#$k. They're not intimidated by anything, people included. They'll pick a high spot on the wall around my house or up on the roof, and they hunt lizards and anything else that looks like lunch.
shoeless
Riffin'
The 6 rules of Roadrunner:
- No Catching: The Coyote can never catch or eat the Road Runner.
- No Dialogue: The only sound allowed is the Road Runner's "Beep Beep."
- Acme Products: All tools must be sourced from the Acme Corporation.
- Self-Inflicted Harm: Only Acme failures or the Coyote's own mistakes can harm him; the Road Runner may only cause harm via his catchphrase.
- Setting & Gravity: Action is restricted to the desert, with the Road Runner staying on the road, while gravity serves as the primary antagonist.
- Tone: The Coyote is never seriously hurt, only humiliated, keeping audience sympathy squarely with him.
Andrew Sak
Even Andy Deserves Good BEans
Ive seen a road runner whipping a rat to and fro against the pavement. They are the ninja warrior of birds.
Here's one in front of the shop.
Here's one in front of the shop.
Bob411
thrumming with potential
Except when the coyote speaks.
2manband
Kick Henry Jackassowski
If the coyote speaks it’s a later imitation and not nearly as good as the real thing.
shoeless
Riffin'
Yes, exactly. Why? Because they broke the second rule of roadrunner.
