My uncle’s friend got absolutely humiliated at the Pizza Hut he worked at

Sue the place and manager.
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Well, with an attitude like that that 19 year old dickwad will never make it beyond Pizza Hut. What a cunt. Mojo to your uncle's friend.
 
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So here is what happened, if you must know. My uncle's friend has had a bit of a tough adulthood, he has been in and out of jail for some non violent crimes. Anyways that made it real hard for him to find a decent job. He used to work with computers, before he had a few rough spots with Johnny Law. He would fix and build computers and I think he even had a pretty good job in an IT department at one point. Somewhere fancy where he had his own little office and whatnot. But for one reason or another he got into drugs and wound up stealing computers from his job so he got fired and they pressed charges so he was arrested for the stealing of computers and also for the drug use.

He's been out of the slammer for a while but of course nobody will hire him now because they don't want him to steal their computers so he had to get whatever job he could get and he got a job at Pizza Hut at the age of 43 years old. I respect that he wants to work but you know that couldn't have made him real happy. Well, he lied on his application about having a criminal history, and I guess it took Pizza Hut a few months to do their follow-up checks because they had a backlog or something and he passed the initial interview. But just like the king of all liars, he got caught red handed by their legal department or something and his manager was informed that he had to be let go.

The manager is all of 19 years old and apparently he thought it would be funny to make a big scene so he got on the store intercom (this was a sit-down location) and said something like "hey everybody, look at the middle aged blockhead who can't even keep a job at a Pizza Hut!" Well of course everyone starts laughing. The manager tells him he is fired and that he has to give back his Pizza Hut shirt and hat. My uncle's friend didn't have another shirt but the manager was like "I don't care, that is company property" and made him take the shirt off in front of everybody. People and their kids were laughing this whole time. My uncle's friend heard one lady say "look how fat he is!" and another guy chimed in "what did they fire him for, eating all the pizzas?" At this point the manager asked another employee to hold the door open. He placed a dunce cap on my uncle's friend's head and kicked him square in the ass, sending him pinwheeling out the door and into the snow. The manager yells out at him to never come back because he's not welcome and the poor guy cries his entire walk home. Oh yeah he didn't have a car because it had gotten repossessed.
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smurfco said:
So here is what happened, if you must know. My uncle's friend has had a bit of a tough adulthood, he has been in and out of jail for some non violent crimes. Anyways that made it real hard for him to find a decent job. He used to work with computers, before he had a few rough spots with Johnny Law. He would fix and build computers and I think he even had a pretty good job in an IT department at one point. Somewhere fancy where he had his own little office and whatnot. But for one reason or another he got into drugs and wound up stealing computers from his job so he got fired and they pressed charges so he was arrested for the stealing of computers and also for the drug use.

He's been out of the slammer for a while but of course nobody will hire him now because they don't want him to steal their computers so he had to get whatever job he could get and he got a job at Pizza Hut at the age of 43 years old. I respect that he wants to work but you know that couldn't have made him real happy. Well, he lied on his application about having a criminal history, and I guess it took Pizza Hut a few months to do their follow-up checks because they had a backlog or something and he passed the initial interview. But just like the king of all liars, he got caught red handed by their legal department or something and his manager was informed that he had to be let go.

The manager is all of 19 years old and apparently he thought it would be funny to make a big scene so he got on the store intercom (this was a sit-down location) and said something like "hey everybody, look at the middle aged blockhead who can't even keep a job at a Pizza Hut!" Well of course everyone starts laughing. The manager tells him he is fired and that he has to give back his Pizza Hut shirt and hat. My uncle's friend didn't have another shirt but the manager was like "I don't care, that is company property" and made him take the shirt off in front of everybody. People and their kids were laughing this whole time. My uncle's friend heard one lady say "look how fat he is!" and another guy chimed in "what did they fire him for, eating all the pizzas?" At this point the manager asked another employee to hold the door open. He placed a dunce cap on my uncle's friend's head and kicked him square in the ass, sending him pinwheeling out the door and into the snow. The manager yells out at him to never come back because he's not welcome and the poor guy cries his entire walk home. Oh yeah he didn't have a car because it had gotten repossessed.
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Dude, help him get a lawyer. I've not heard of a more perfect lawsuit.
 
smurfco said:
UPDATE: my uncle went back to the slammer, he's never gonna learn
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No!. Liar! It was your uncle’s friend that you said was in and out of jail. You had me going for 7 years, 4 months and 25 days.

Now, nobody is going to believe your stories. Someone should write a song about a sad fibber who could never keep their story straight.

You told me you had inherited 14 million dollars from your uncle who died, but you needed to pay taxes and fees to collect the money. You claimed you were $10K short. You said that if I sent you $10K you’d be able to pay the taxes, fees, file the paperwork, and collect the money. You said you’d send me a check for a million dollars for helping you. You claimed the check was in the mail years ago. I’ll bet that check is never going to arrive. I’m onto your game. I bet you’re not even the Prince of Cyprus.
 
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He told us he invented biscuits, taught Kentucky how to fry
Says he arm-wrestled Bigfoot and just barely let him tie
Claims his ex still calls him crying from a yacht in Malibu
But last week she was married to a dentist in Peru

Facts break out in a rash, you see
If honesty walks in, he’ll fake a cough
Says he wrestled storms down in the Gulf
And taught Chuck Norris how to be tough
Yeah, reality and him don’t get along
He’s a legend in his own dang song

You can bet your boots it’s all pretend
But somehow we still let him spin again
 
No where to be, no where to go
Sad old man, Mister Uncle Smurfco
Lived in car, lived in a van
Trying to work, got kicked in the can
Oh, nobody knows the things that he did
Gets found out by some snotty nosed kid


It’s not fair; Oh, I tell you what
Getting kicked in the ass at the old Pizza Hut
Yeah it’s not fair and I tell you what
You break a man’s heart when you kick a man’s butt
 
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Peen Simmons said:
No where to be, no where to go
Sad old man, Mister Uncle Smurfco
Lived in car, lived in a van
Trying to work, got kicked in the can
Oh, nobody knows the things that he did
Gets found out by some snotty nosed kid


It’s not fair; Oh, I tell you what
Getting kicked in the ass at the old Pizza Hut
Yeah it’s not fair and I tell you what
You break a man’s heart when you kick a man’s butt
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this is the content i crave
 
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