My stripper ex-girlfriend is a

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Okay.... be honest....

Getting involved with a Stripper and then being surprise if she's crazy.....

... is like Rednecks who set off roman candles in their hands and are suprised when they get burned. :wink:

"HEY Y'ALL... WATCH THIS!!! :embarrassed:

Plus... most women are pretty crazy anyways, so the odds are more like a roman candle in each hand and bottle rockets in your pockets. :grin:

She wasn't a stripper when we started dating.

I didn't even get to play with her fake bewbies first. :cry:
 
...pics or it was a guy...just kidding, In my experience, most Strippers are crazy...
 
When I was gigging in a metal band back in the early 90s, or main gig was at a club right across an alley from a strip joint. We were in there all the time. Oh the memories, one of the girls was a gymnast....:love:
 
I dated a stripper once, while she was a stripper. Fuck that was a dumbass idea. I guess that's one of the many outcomes of recent divorce + lonliness + hanging out with my brother whose gf was a stripper at the same place a lot. It was a really bad idea.

I saw pictures of said stripper on myspace or something not that long ago, apprently she's got a tattoo on her face now. :messedup: No amount of hot is worth that much crazy. Ever.
 
I dated a stripper once, while she was a stripper. Fuck that was a dumbass idea. I guess that's one of the many outcomes of recent divorce + lonliness + hanging out with my brother whose gf was a stripper at the same place a lot. It was a really bad idea.

I saw pictures of said stripper on myspace or something not that long ago, apprently she's got a tattoo on her face now. :messedup: No amount of hot is worth that much crazy. Ever.

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There are, no doubt, strippers who are unhinged but you you find that anywhere, though maybe not in the same amount. There are, however, many women who are strippers because it is a fast way to make good money and thus better themselves. The stripper as bimbo stereotype is as heinous as any other stereotype. :hippie:
 
Reason this thread came about is because after we broke up (in 2003) we lost touch for several years. Recently she signed up on Facebook and has been "friending" all of my friends. She sent me a request, I declined (twice). Then she sent some rambling, incoherent message about why am I doing this to her, why have we lost touch, what's my problem, etc. The only problem is it looks like "y r u treeting me like this i wnt to b there 4 u..." etc. (She's 26 :facepalm:) I sent a message back saying I didn't really wish to be a part of her life anymore and got more bullshit back, including a drunken message attacking my current girlfriend and telling me she still loves me, etc. etc. I sent a short message back informing her to please keep her opinions to herself and seek help for getting drunk on a Monday night.

Fin.
 
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