No way in Dante's almighty furnace am I posting pics. That's the last thing I need. Just imagine a tiny, hot brunette with fake boobs and a penchant for vodka and insanity.
And you grew up to KICK SOME MAJOR ASS
I hope my neice does as well.
Seems to go with the territory. The other ex-stripper I know is crazy too, and would kick my ass for saying so but she is 1400 miles away and that is probably just outside her killing range...
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I'll say it.
Bitch is crazy. Bat-shit crazy. Completely looney-tunes.
I'm married to one. Don't ever do that.
Okay.... be honest....
Getting involved with a Stripper and then being surprise if she's crazy.....
... is like Rednecks who set off roman candles in their hands and are suprised when they get burned.
"HEY Y'ALL... WATCH THIS!!!
Plus... most women are pretty crazy anyways, so the odds are more like a roman candle in each hand and bottle rockets in your pockets.![]()
Has anyone ever met the stripper who is just "working her way through college"?
I dated a stripper once, while she was a stripper. Fuck that was a dumbass idea. I guess that's one of the many outcomes of recent divorce + lonliness + hanging out with my brother whose gf was a stripper at the same place a lot. It was a really bad idea.
I saw pictures of said stripper on myspace or something not that long ago, apprently she's got a tattoo on her face now.No amount of hot is worth that much crazy. Ever.
Did she have the gigantic fish hook in her throat when you dated her?![]()