Most of us would still agree that shorts are not gig wear....

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Silver Beach Pizza … St Joseph Michigan
 
Yall obviously ain't doin it right if you lake gigs are that tame.
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We have definitely had Sheriffs on jet skis at our gigs.... we have had people towed away.... and one year that I refused to take part of.... probably 2, because Covid... had warrants out to arrest some of the organizers. :embarrassed:



I've seen crowds like that during our 4th of July Sandbar party in the past, so when they asked me to play I said "Heeelllll.... nooo..." so Keith got a DJ. When the virus finally broke and we played a social distance show (where we were on a stage about 15-50 feet from the deck where the other people were, and their tables were 10 feet apart from one another) our drummer even called him out on the mic "Would like to introduce our friend... John... right? John Smith?... nothing to see here.... " Keith waved... flipped our drummer off... and covered his face. :lmbo:
 
Doesn’t apply in stadiums:

I should also clarify.... really doesn't apply to super stars.

Almost exactly like "hot girl fashion". Doesn't matter if a hot girls dresses like a librarian, or can turn around and wear a baggy sports jersey with no pants, unkempt hair in a pony tail, and pink bunny slippers... and she's still going to look hot. She might even be able to wear it out at night and be "like... fashionable..." If any of us, particularly men, tried the exact same thing.... we would be sprayed with a fire hose and arrested for loitering.

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Again... Red Hot Chili Peppers.... Cover of Rolling Stone.

My tribute act... Red Hot Crotch Sox... arrested for indecent exposure. :baimun:
 
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