Michael Bay to direct live action Teen Age Mutant Ninja Turtles movie...

Who are the assholes in hollywood that keep giving Bay millions of dollars so he can systematically shit all over millions of people's childhood memories?


Even the stupid-ass casting of a Victoria Secret model in place of the vapid Megan Fox in the third edition of TransTURDers.... If ANYONE on that production had an ounce of brains, they would jump back to the first movie (which sucked but not as bad as the second movie) and get the attractive, INTELLIGENT blonde who decoded the machine's message and work her into the story for the third one.

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I probably have turned a movie off and returned it to Netflix without finishing it maybe 3 times in my life.

Transformers 1 was one of them. Therefore, i didnt even attempt the second one.
 
And just think, even if we dont see the movie, the promos for this will be shoved up our butts for 6 months. Incessantly.
 
I thought they had already made that movie.....

And Michael Bay makes craptastic movies that 12 - 17 year olds flock to the theater to see. The suits in Hollywood care not for childhood memories unless they are connected to profit.
 
Iirc the only movie Bay's done that I find somewhat tolerable would be The Rock. At least that one had a few decent actors in it (Cage NOT being one of them). :embarrassed:
 
I love the part of The Rock where the AC unit falls on the guy and his legs are twitching:

Nicholas Cage: Is that normal?
Sean Connery: What, the leg thing?
Nicholas Cage: Yes, the leg thing.
Sean Connery: It happens.
Nicholas Cage: Well, can you do something about it, please?
Sean Connery: What do you want me to do, kill him again?


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Michael Bay is proof that, in art, negatives do not cancel each other out.

He's like a much less sophisticated and much less skilled version of George Lucas or James Cameron.
 
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