Flamencology
You don't deserve koa.
You'd have to pay me more than its asking price for me to play that in public. Dignity isn't cheap.
I mean, it looks like it would be a pretty cool guitar if it had a different finish. And a price about $70,000 lower.
Which probably wouldn't take long...I think it should be immersed in a vat of Bud and kept there until it disintegrates.