Let's say I was able to travel anywhere in Canada

You should go crash at Peekers for a couple days. He'll send you back to Oklahoma with a pointy guitar and dressed in drag.
 
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No you wouldn't. It's twice as really fucking cold there as it is really fucking cold anywhere else. And they rarely if ever, have tornadoes. And the Queen,who's supposedly in charge, rarely if ever visits. Nor does the Pope. There aren't any really good amusement parks, if any. One whole province (province? Seriously?) speaks French. French for fuck's sake. So you're like "I'd like some French fries with gravy please. And they're like "Poutine?" And you're like, "What'd you call me?" So, no.
Plus there's only two remaining Canadian forum members.
 
I planning on traveling up there soon. If it stops snowing here every winter (haven't had a really good snow year in a couple/few years. Good enough most years but this one, but not really good), I may move up there. And I don't even have to avoid the draft.
 
I'd like to go to Banff one of these years and go hiking.

I'd also like to go back to Montreal sometime. I was there for the World's Fair :embarrassed:
 
I'd love the chance to check out Canada. I lived there for a year or so (in Alberta), but can remember absolutely nothing about the place. :shrug:
 
Whistler Blackcomb looks awesome!
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I still have an open ticket for the company to Toronto. So hopefully within the next 4-5 months.
 
No, trust me, I'm there three times a week.

BC is beautiful, but the rest is meh. Nice people, but it's like the USA's more laid back, colder, and super expensive brother.
 
I grew up there and I am really blessed that I did. So it's colder, it's not like as soon as you cross the border the temperature drops by half. I lived through 20 hot and muggy Toronto summers. Weatherwise there's not much difference between Chicago and Toronto.
 
No place I would rather live and I would rather travel other places as a Canadian then someone from a not so friendly country. There are lots of beautiful places to visit here unless you don't like the outdoors.
 
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